Moon Jokes
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Why can't you have a party on the moon?
There's just no atmosphere
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Why did the Chihuahua laugh?
The cow jumped over the moon.
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What do you call one black on the moon?
Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon Problem solved.
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What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?
A moon-tain.
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Why did the Moon break up with Earth?
The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.
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Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?
They barely had any atmosphere.
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What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you racist.
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Why was the Moon in a bad mood?
It was just going through one of its phases.
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What do you call a chicken going to the moon?
Apollo 11
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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?
gize.
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What do you call one Mexican on the moon?
A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.
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Why did the moon marry the sun?
Because the sun is hott.
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Why does the sun set at night?
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
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What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?
Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...
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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
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What do you call one black person on the moon?
A problem. What do you call every black person on the moon *Problem Solved*
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Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ?
Brighton-der the light of the moon !
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What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?
Buzz.....
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Why does the moon have no hair?
because it's waxing
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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?
Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
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Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?
Because it was full.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?
There was no atmosphere
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What holds the moon up?
A: Moonbeams.
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What do you call a crazy person on the moon?
A lunartic.
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Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?
It lacks gravity.
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What do you call a tick on the moon?
A lunatic.
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Why is the moon so grumpy?
It's just going through one of its phases.
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How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?
If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.
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Why is the moon like a dollar?
It has four quarters.
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How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
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What do you call a clock on the moon?
A: A lunartick.
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How does the Moon get its haircut?
Eclipse it!
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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?
1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.
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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
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What is closer the moon or London?
To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here
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What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?
Two dogs howling at the moon.
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How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?
Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!
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Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands
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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?
Only one of them made it to the moon.
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What do you call a bug on the moon?
A lunatic! (luna-tick)
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What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?
A Warehouse.
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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?
It doesn't need cleaning.
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Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?
Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.
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What happens when you find bones on the moon?
The cow didn't make it.
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Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?
It don't need cleaning!
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Why don't they have a concert on the moon?
No atmosphere
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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?
The cow didn't make it.
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Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?
Because it's a terrible album.
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Whats the odd one out ?
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
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Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?
Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)
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What do you call a flea on the moon?
A lunartick.
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
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Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?
it doesn't need cleaned.
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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?
They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.
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How do you know when the Moon is going broke?
When it's down to it's last quarter.
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What is the definition of "moon"?
The past tense of "moo"!
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Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?
The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."
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Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ?
Biro light of the moon !
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Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?
Because they find him very down to earth.
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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?
Altha'or syzygena
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Why is the moon so bright?
Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."
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What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
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What do you call a pest from the moon?
A luna-tick.
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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?
They turn out the lights.
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What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?
The www.erewolf.
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What do you call a Cow on the moon?
A Moo - nwalker
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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?
It doesn't need cleaning
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What do you call a Cuban on the moon?
A Castronaut.
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Whats bigger than your balls?
The moon
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What do you call a crazy bug on the moon?
A luna-tick.
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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?
the cow didn't make it.
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Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ?
Candy cow jump over the moon !
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Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?
Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!