Music Jokes

  • What is the Sun's favorite type of music?


  • Where my single ladies at?

    drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

  • What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

    An algorithm.

  • What did music tell the pancakes?

    B flat.

  • Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

    Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

  • Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

    Because of the synths.

  • Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

    They both ain't got the same Seoul.

  • What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?


  • What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

    They both made habits fashionable.

  • What is Shia Labeouf's favourite genre of music?

    Jazz Duets.

  • What does Jean Valjean use to listen to music?


  • What kind of music do planets listen to?


  • What kind of music do welders like?

    Heavy metal.

  • Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

    They play music, not hockey.

  • What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

    Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

  • What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?


  • What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

    Pop music.

  • What kind of music does a pirate like?


  • What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

    Heavy Metal!

  • Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

    Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

  • What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

    Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

  • Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

    The stu-stu-studio.

  • What is a toad's favorite genre of music?

    Hip hop.

  • What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

    Rock and Roll

  • What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

    The step.

  • What's your favorite kind of music?

    Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

  • How do ghost listen to music?

    With a bootooth

  • Why don't skeletons play music in church?

    Because they got no organs.

  • What music do cats prefer?


  • Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

    Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

  • What kind of music do cows listen to?

    dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

  • What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

    An Orcastra

  • What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

    8 a bit music.

  • Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

    Mount Rushmore

  • Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

    He loves major keys.

  • What kind of music does a mummy like?

    W)rap music!

  • Why is K-pop the best genre of music?

    It has Seoul.

  • What file does a Knight store his music on?

    A **MIDI**-val file.

  • What kind of music does your mailman like?


  • Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

    They've got no Seoul.

  • What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

    Rock and Heavy Metal

  • Who likes music?

    asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

  • What's your favorite genre of music?

    Not Metal."

  • What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?

    A: Music Minus One.

  • What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

    Rock and Roll.

  • Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

    Because it's logarythmic.

  • Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

    Mount Rushmore.

  • What kid of music do old people listen to?


  • What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

    Hard Rock.

  • What is a mushrooms favorite type of music?


  • What does music have to do with safety?

    If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

  • What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music?


  • What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

    Earth wind and fire

  • What kind of music does a printer make?

    A paper jam.

  • What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?


  • What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

    House music

  • What type of music do astronauts love?


  • What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

    Industrial Metal

  • What's a Democrat's favorite genre of music?

    Progressive rock.

  • What do Greeks use to listen to music?


  • What's a slave's favorite type of music?


  • What was Sisyphus's favourite type of music?

    Rock 'n' Roll

  • What do you call music about climate change?

    An Al Gore-rhythm

  • What kind of music do rabbits listen to?


  • What do you call a constable who is good at music?


  • What kind of music do sponges listen to?


  • What type of music do Irish people listen to?


  • How are music and candy similar?

    We throw away the rappers.

  • What's a mathematician's favorite kind of music?


  • Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

    The Avengers Ensemble.

  • What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

    Wok n' Roll

  • What's a golf club's favorite type of music?


  • What type of music do balloons hate?

    Pop music!

  • What is an inconvenient truth with music?


  • What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

    Are & Be

  • What do you call four condoms who play music together?

    A rubber band.

  • What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

    I said play pope music not pop music.

  • What music does a balloon really hate?


  • What kind of music do you like?

    The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

  • What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

    Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

  • What kind of music did Jesus hate?

    Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

  • What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

    I'll be Bach.

  • Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?


  • What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

    They're huge metal fans.

  • What music you into?

    Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

  • What music does a mummy listen to?

    Wrap music

  • What kind of music do phones love to hear?

    A symphony

  • What music do dyslexic programmers listen to?


  • Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

    They all lost their hearing

  • What is a mummies favorite genre of music?


  • What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

    Prague Rock.

  • What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

    Sound FX CDs Whale noises

  • Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

    Because guitars make music.

  • What is a chemists favourite type of music?

    Heavy Metals.

  • What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

    Plymouth Rock

  • What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?


  • What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?


  • Who threw that?

    Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

  • What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?


  • Why is there music coming out of your printer?

    That will be the paper jamming again!"

  • Where do Dalmatians get their music from?


  • What kind of phone makes music?

    A saxophone.