Opposite Jokes
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What is the opposite of a Predator?
a Postdator
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Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?
Willem DaFriend.
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What is the opposite of a meme?
A youyou
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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?
His life improved after he met the rock.
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What's the opposite of the Sun?
The Guardian.
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What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?
Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy
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What is the opposite of Polygamy?
gt What is the opposite of Polygamy Monotony
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What is the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
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What's the opposite of Easter?
Wester
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What's the opposite of shell shock?
Shell expectation
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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?
A hippocratic hypocrite.
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Whats the opposite of under?
Der.
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What is the opposite of Karen Carpenter and John Denver duo?
Two Live Crew
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What's the opposite of Kathmandu?
Dogwomandon't.
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What's the opposite of effort?
F it.
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What two states are opposites?
A: Maryland and Misury
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What's the opposite of quantum physics?
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
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What is the Opposite of Palindrom?
NTSCindrom HAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHA
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What's the opposite of ennui?
Off-ui. from *Gilmore Girls*.
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What's the opposite of pro?
Con. So what's the opposite of progress
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What is the opposite of a cold front?
A warm back
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What is the opposite of Turkish?
Pig Latin
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Whats the opposite of feminism?
Common sense
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What's the opposite of a pharmacist?
A harmacist
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Why do people buy smart cars?
Because opposites attract.
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What's the opposite of Adele?
Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)
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What is the opposite of peace?
is the question.
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What's the opposite of condescending?
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What is the opposite of a protein?
An amateur teen ( )
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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken
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What's the opposite of Tim Walken?
Tim Daly.
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Whats the opposite of nickle back?
Bill front (Money jokes i got em)
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What do you call the opposite of a cynic?
a dupe.
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What's the opposite of an antijoke?
An unclejoke
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What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?
A Maxi Pad
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What's the opposite of critical thinking?
Critical theory.
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What is the opposite of /r/upliftingnews?
r/news
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What's the opposite of funny?
answer: Jay Leno
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What's the opposite of 4chan?
4chad
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What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?
It's an aunt- -him.
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What's the opposite of marshmellow?
Well, I guess it would be marshmadness
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What's the opposite of drunken noodles?
Soba noodles!
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What is the opposite of Dominoes?
Domi does not know....
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What is the opposite of an autist?
A socialist.
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What is the opposite of progress?
colgatereally)Congress.
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What's the opposite of "lily white"?
A racist term of some sort.
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What's the opposite of progress?
congress.
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What is the opposite of an autistic?
What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist.
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What is the opposite of pro?
Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.
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Why do people love their smartphones so much?
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?
Stephen Talking.
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What's the opposite of a somersault?
A winter pepper.
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What is the opposite of Imagination?
I have no idea.
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What's the opposite of evening?
unevening.
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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
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What is the opposite of paranoia?
Thinking you are following someone.
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What's the opposite of a hipster?
A napster
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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?
Anteloping.
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What is the opposite of leapfrog?
Toadstool