Outside Jokes
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What is the outside of a tree called?
Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.
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What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?
A mouse sandwich !
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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?
Coconut
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What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?
Ninja chicken.
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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?
With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.
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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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What's white on the outside and black on the inside?
An American police officer.
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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?
H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.
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What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
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What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?
The Earth's crust is on the outside.
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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?
The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.
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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?
An elephant disguised as a banana !
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How was 9/11 an inside job?
If the planes came from the outside.
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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?
With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside
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What side of the dog has the most fur?
A: The Outside.
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What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?
A pineapples pricks are on the outside.
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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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How many hairs are in a dog's tail?
None. They are all on the outside.
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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U & N in-between?
A coconut!
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What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?
The bombshell !
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What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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Which side of a horse has the most hair?
The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip
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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?
They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that
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What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?
A cactus has the prick on the outside.
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What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?
On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.
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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!
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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?
King Kong in clingfilm
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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?
Cactus has little pricks on the outside
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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.
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What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?
A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
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What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
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What's black on the outside and white on the inside?
Whitney Houston's nose
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What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?
A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.
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What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
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What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?
A lightbulb.
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What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?
Jail
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What's red on the outside and green on the inside?
A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?
Porcupines have pricks on the outside
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What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?
The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine
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What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?
A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.
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What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?
on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside
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What side of a leopard has the most spots?
The outside
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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?
A coconut!
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What side of a monster has more hair ?
The outside !
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What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?
The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.
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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?
The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.
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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?
A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
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What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?
A porcupine has its pricks on the outside
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What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?
A fish tank !
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Why did Adele leave the house?
So she could say Hello from the outside.
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What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?
Bark.
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What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?
The outside
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What does the outside of your car trunk look like?
and "What's a gym "
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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?
Coconut.
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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?
A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.
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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?
Ghost avocado.