Outside Jokes

  • What is the outside of a tree called?

    Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

  • What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

    A mouse sandwich !

  • What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

    Coconut

  • What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

    Ninja chicken.

  • What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

    With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

  • What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

    A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

  • What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

    An American police officer.

  • What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

    H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

  • What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

    1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

  • What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

    The Earth's crust is on the outside.

  • What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

    The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

  • What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

    An elephant disguised as a banana !

  • How was 9/11 an inside job?

    If the planes came from the outside.

  • Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

    With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

  • What side of the dog has the most fur?

    A: The Outside.

  • What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

    A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

  • What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

    The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

  • How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

    None. They are all on the outside.

  • What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U & N in-between?

    A coconut!

  • What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?

    The bombshell !

  • What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

    A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

  • Which side of a horse has the most hair?

    The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

  • What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

    They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

  • What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

    A cactus has the prick on the outside.

  • What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

    On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

  • What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

    A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

  • What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

    King Kong in clingfilm

  • What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

    Cactus has little pricks on the outside

  • Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

    The outside.

  • What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

    A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

  • What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

    They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

  • What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

    Whitney Houston's nose

  • What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

    A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

  • What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

    The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

  • What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

    A lightbulb.

  • What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

    Jail

  • What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

    A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

  • What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

    Porcupines have pricks on the outside

  • What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

    Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

  • What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

    The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

  • What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

    A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

  • What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

    on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

  • What side of a leopard has the most spots?

    The outside

  • What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

    A coconut!

  • What side of a monster has more hair ?

    The outside !

  • What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

    The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

  • What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

    The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

  • What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

    Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

  • What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

    The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

  • What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

    A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

  • What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

    With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

  • What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

    A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

  • What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

    Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

  • What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

    A fish tank !

  • Why did Adele leave the house?

    So she could say Hello from the outside.

  • What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

    Bark.

  • What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

    The outside

  • What does the outside of your car trunk look like?

    and "What's a gym "

  • What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

    Coconut.

  • What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

    A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

  • What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

    Ghost avocado.