Park Jokes
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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?
A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
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Why were the ducks arrested?
They were selling quack in the park.
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Where would Helen Keller park her car?
On top of three children.
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Whats do a baby and old people have in common?
They both get ditched in the park
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What do you like to do in your free time?
Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.
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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?
So they can park in handicap spots.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?
Prom night.
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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?
A: He's been chasing parked cars.
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Where did Noah park his fish?
The carp-ark.
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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?
It gets Camel-Towed.
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What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?
It got toad away
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Why did the cat give birth at the park?
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
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Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?
So they can park in handicapped spaces.
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How can if you have a stupid dog ?
It chases parked cars !
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Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?
They were at a Tucker family reunion.
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What happens when you double park your frogs?
They get toad!
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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?
It gets toad away
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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?
At a Pair of Docks
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What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?
Is it something I said
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What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?
A medium medium on the median.
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What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?
He Park in son's space
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Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?
He always gets Toad.
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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
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What do you do when you see a space man?
Park your car, man.
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What happens to illegally parked frogs ?
They get toad away.
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What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
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How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?
he got toad
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How many women does it take to park a car?
A man.
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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?
Prom
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
A. From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call a chinese food truck?
A Wok in the Park
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Why are so many Koreans named Park?
Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.
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What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?
Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif
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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?
Chasing parked cars.
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What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?
Toad.
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Where do pigs park their cars?
In porking lots.
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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?
He gets toad.
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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?
His tricycle will be parked outside.
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What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?
Toad.
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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
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Why have you parked your bus here?
Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."
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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?
Watch the Parking son."
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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?
Back my Smitch Up!
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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?
He parked at a parking!
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
You park your car, man.
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Where do dogs park their cars?
In barkinglots.
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Why did the chicken cross the park?
To get to the other slide...
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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?
He parks his car, man.
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What was Camelot ?
A place where people parked their camels !
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Why was the lion-tamer fined ?
He parked on a yellow lion !
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How do cats park their cars?
They allel park
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What is the proper way to parallel park?
Park somewhere else.
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What happens if a pig parks illegally?
A: It oink-urs a fine.
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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?
He gets Toad
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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?
Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.
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When is the only time you can park like a retard?
In a handicapped spot.