Park Jokes

  • Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

    A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

  • Why were the ducks arrested?

    They were selling quack in the park.

  • Where would Helen Keller park her car?

    On top of three children.

  • Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

    They both get ditched in the park

  • What do you like to do in your free time?

    Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

  • Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

    So they can park in handicap spots.

  • What happens when frogs park illegally?

    They get toad.

  • What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

    Prom night.

  • Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

    A: He's been chasing parked cars.

  • Where did Noah park his fish?

    The carp-ark.

  • What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

    It gets Camel-Towed.

  • What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

    It got toad away

  • Why did the cat give birth at the park?

    Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

  • Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

    So they can park in handicapped spaces.

  • How can if you have a stupid dog ?

    It chases parked cars !

  • Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

    They were at a Tucker family reunion.

  • What happens when you double park your frogs?

    They get toad!

  • What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

    It gets toad away

  • Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

    At a Pair of Docks

  • What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

    Is it something I said

  • What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

    A medium medium on the median.

  • What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

    He Park in son's space

  • Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

    He always gets Toad.

  • Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

    So they can park in the handicapped spot.

  • What do you do when you see a space man?

    Park your car, man.

  • What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

    They get toad away.

  • What do you call an illegally parked frog?


  • How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

    Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

  • What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

    he got toad

  • How many women does it take to park a car?

    A man.

  • What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?


  • Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

    A. From chasing parked ambulances.

  • What do you call a chinese food truck?

    A Wok in the Park

  • Why are so many Koreans named Park?

    Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

  • What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

    Park and Sons. /Park en sons/

  • How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

    Chasing parked cars.

  • What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?


  • Where do pigs park their cars?

    In porking lots.

  • What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

    He gets toad.

  • How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

    His tricycle will be parked outside.

  • What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?


  • What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

    Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

  • Why have you parked your bus here?

    Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

  • What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

    Watch the Parking son."

  • What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

    Back my Smitch Up!

  • Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

    He parked at a parking!

  • What do you do when you see a spaceman?

    You park your car, man.

  • Where do dogs park their cars?

    In barkinglots.

  • Why did the chicken cross the park?

    To get to the other slide...

  • What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

    He parks his car, man.

  • What was Camelot ?

    A place where people parked their camels !

  • Why was the lion-tamer fined ?

    He parked on a yellow lion !

  • How do cats park their cars?

    They allel park

  • What is the proper way to parallel park?

    Park somewhere else.

  • What happens if a pig parks illegally?

    A: It oink-urs a fine.

  • What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

    He gets Toad

  • Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

    Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

  • When is the only time you can park like a retard?

    In a handicapped spot.