Party Jokes
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Where do you party on a ship?
Where the funnel be!
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Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?
The party was for "Wights only."
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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?
TURNIP
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What did the egg say at the party?
Omelet
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Where Are You Going ?
Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!
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How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Let's throw a party while we're at it.
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What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party?
A paper jam
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What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?
10 books of Snow Whites
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What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?
Both can knock you out at a party.
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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?
A-lou-AK-bar.
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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?
Because they always bring boos.
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What are the two saddest words of the English Language?
What party '
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Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?
She had to go t'work instead.
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How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?
Psychopaths are fun at parties.
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What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?
A Fungi!
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Why did the fork go to the party?
It wanted to have a good tine.
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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?
Because he was a fungi.
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How does a solar system have a party?
How does a solar system have a party? They planet
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What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?
10 books of Snow Whites
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What do vegetables say when they go to party's?
TURNUP!
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What do politicians do for fun?
Rave at the party.
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What does an egg say at a party?
omelette
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What vegetable likes to party?
A turn-up
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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?
Stephen Hawking
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What is a horses favourite kind of party?
A stall ball.
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Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fungi
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How does NASA organise a party?
They Planet.
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What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them?
Why di'n'ja 'vite us?
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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?
Namaste
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Why was ex so lonely at the party?
Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?
Namaste.
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What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?
Raise the woof!
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How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?
Flush the punch bowl
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What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?
A little get together
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Why do rpg characters like potions so much?
Because they're always the life of the party!
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Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?
He was always fascistly late.
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Where do Cows go for parties?
The Moovies
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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?
Sorry guys, moustache!"
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Why is USA so gloomy?
Because only two parties exist for the whole country
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How do astronomers plan a party?
they planet.
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What happened to the ghost who went to a party?
He had a wail of a time.
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How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?
With 26 characters he met at a party.
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What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?
What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.
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How do astronauts plan a party?
They planet. (Plan-et)
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How was the party last night?
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.
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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?
I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to
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When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?
Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
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What did the dog bring to party?
Wooffies!
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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?
A Wurst-Kse Scenario
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How do you throw a party in Nigeria?
You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling
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How do you spot the vegan at a party?
They'll tell you.
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How do you spot a vegan at a party?
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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Why am I black and you're white?
A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark
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Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?
Because she's Hadid.
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Why are chickens never invited to the party?
They are always party fowls.
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What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party?
A BOOkake party!
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How do farmers party?
They turnip the beets!
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What do you call a party with no Filipino people?
A no-Nguyen scenario.
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How does our solar system organize a party?
They Planet
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How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?
I told her that drinks were on the house
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How does Thor's brother like to party?
He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key
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What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party?
Party paupers
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What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?
They're fun guys!
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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?
I hit that.
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What can I bring to your party?
Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels
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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?
Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!
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What does a blueberry do at a party?
The Anti-oxy-dance
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Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?
He felt really out of place.
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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?
I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
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What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?
You're not owld enough.
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What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?
Do you even Lyft
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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?
A turn up
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Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?
because they ran out of Natural Light
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What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?
The conga !
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How did the potato get back from the party?
It booked a Tuber.
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How do astronauts make a party?
They planet.
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What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?
Vill i
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What did the dragon say as he entered the party?
Hey, how are you *Alduin*
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Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?
In the punch line
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What do you call a party with 100 midgets?
A little get together.
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Why didn't Thor like the party?
It was too Loki.
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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?
A cold shoulder
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How do you throw a party in space?
You planet
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Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?
Because nobody likes his company!
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Why can't you have a party on the moon?
There's just no atmosphere
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What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?
She puts her top back on and leaves.
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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?
Because they were 50% off!
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Why did the young ghost leave the party?
Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!
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What do astronauts do to host a party?
They planet.
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Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up.
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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?
Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.
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Why was the apricot late to the party?
He got stuck in a jam.
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When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?
In the punchlines.
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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?
They know how to raise the roof.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because it had nobody to go with.
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What are your two favourite times to party?
Daytime and night-time!
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What do golfers do on nights out?
par**ty.
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Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?
They are always looking for a tight seal.
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Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?
Because, he's just dying to party.
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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?
You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."
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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE
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How does an Asgardian like his parties?
Loki
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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?
Because you can really party hearty!
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Where do David Cameron and his party meet?
In the Conservatory!
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How does the universe throw a party?
They planet.
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Why was the socialist kicked from his party?
Because he was anti social.
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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?
Toad was a fungi.
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What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?
Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.
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Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?
Because he always brings the boos
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How do you find the pilot at a party?
He'll tell you.
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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?
He gets the cold shoulder.
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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?
Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !
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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?
He always throws the punch.
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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?
He's a party pooper!
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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?
I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.
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Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?
Because he had no body to go with.
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What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?
There's no punch line.
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What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?
Illiterate (il-lit-erate)
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How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?
Foam fest
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Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?
A pitcher filled with margaritas!
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Why do androids go to Africa to party?
Because Botswana have fun.
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Why did the skeleton leave the party?
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).
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What kinda vegetables like to party?
Lettuce turnip da beet!
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How does NASA plan a party..?
They planet.
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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?
Go on, have a blast.
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What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?
Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party