Piano Jokes
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What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there
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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?
They'll B flat
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Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?
She sings with the other hand.
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Why can't Bach play the piano?
He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.
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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while
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What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?
Be sharp or Be flat.
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What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?
Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.
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What's better than four roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?
Because she used the other to sing
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Why are organ donations low ?
Because most people have pianos
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What's better than roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
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What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?
A flat minor.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?
A: Root position cords.
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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?
Because she uses the other one to sing.
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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
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What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that
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Whats's better than roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
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What's better than roses around your piano?
Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.
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What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
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Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?
Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.
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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?
A-flat minor (or a broken piano)
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What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?
Discordant !
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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?
Talonted!
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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?
Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!
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What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
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What's better than a rose on a piano?
Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.
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What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
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What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?
A flat back four!
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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.
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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
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What's worse than lobsters on your piano?
Syphilis
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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?
MUH SOGGY KEYS!
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What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!
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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?
Crabs on your organ.
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What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?
a pianist
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Why are pretty women like pianos?
Because when they're not upright, they're grand!
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What did one piano say to another?
CBA
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What's the difference between a piano and tuna?
You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.
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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?
Because he couldn't tuna piano!
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What is better than a rose on a piano?
Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)
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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?
He can never find the Loki.
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What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?
D-flat
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What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?
Answer: Tulips on an Organ.
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What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?
A flat note.
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Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?
Yes." (Yamaha)
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What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?
A diseased beaver on your organ.
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What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
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What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
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How are a piano and a squirrel alike?
They both aren't artichokes
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What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?
A-flat minor
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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?
Finding crabs on your organ.
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What's better than a rose on your piano?
Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can't tuna fish!
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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?
A Piano.
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How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?
A: Play the piano until you find the right key.
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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?
He played many more pieces.
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What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?
A minor.
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What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?
Both can climb trees, except the piano
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What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?
You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.
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What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?
A flat major
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What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?
A-flat minor.
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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner
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What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna
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What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?
I'll be bach.
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Who likes music?
asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
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What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.
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What's worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ
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What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
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What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A. You can't tuna fish.
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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?
He will B flat
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What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?
A flat minor
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What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?
He called the piano tuna!
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What looks better... than roses your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
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What's better than two roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
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Why was the piano invented?
So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.
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Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?
Cause they're dead!
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Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?
Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!