Pokemon Jokes

  • What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

    Where did my Pokemon Go "

  • Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

    They can only learn 4 moves.

  • Why do Pokemon have eyes?

    So they can pikachu

  • What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon?


  • Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

    Because they pikachu

  • Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?


  • What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

    Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

  • Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

    Because you gotta catch Jamal

  • What do you call a pokemon that's part train?

    A Pikachoochoo.

  • Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?


  • Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

    Because he'll peek-at-chu!

  • How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

    You pokemon

  • What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

    It's bells sprout.

  • What's the most important part about making a Pokemon joke?

    The Exeggution!

  • What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon?

    The New York Mankeys!

  • Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

    because they might Pikachu!

  • What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?


  • What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?

    Both give you a good chance of catching something

  • What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

    Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

  • What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

    Pokemon Go!

  • What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

    An increase in battery cases.

  • Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

    Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

  • Why do people call Pokemon Ruby, Sapphire and Emerald the "teenage years" of Pokemon?

    Because they were super horny.

  • Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

    Because it might Pikachu.

  • What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

    Dr. Pokemon.

  • Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

    Cause they'll Pikachu

  • Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

    Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

  • How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

    You pokemon.

  • What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head?


  • Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

    They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

  • How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

    You Pokemon

  • What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?


  • Where is the Pokemon?


  • Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

    He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

  • What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France?


  • Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

    Because he might Pikachu!

  • What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve?

    Any black Pokemon, really.

  • How do you know the name of a Pokemon?

    It will tell you.

  • What's the best pokemon in pokemon go?

    It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

  • What do you call a Pokemon with breasts?


  • Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

    Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

  • How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

    Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

  • Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

    Because he might peek at chu.

  • Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

    It might Pikachu.

  • What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

    The 'mons of Venus.

  • What does the Pokemon dentist do?

    He takes a Pikachu teeth.

  • Where the hell are u?

    ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

  • What Pokemon can you find at Auschwitz?


  • Which Pokemon got a cold?


  • How do you get a Charizard on a bus?

    You pokemon!

  • What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?


  • What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

    I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

  • How do you get pikachu on to a boat?

    You pokemon

  • Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

    Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

  • What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?


  • What is another word for Pokemon?

    A Rastafarian Proctologist

  • What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?


  • What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

    He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

  • What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?


  • What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

    You gotta catch Jamal

  • Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

    He might Peek at Chu!

  • What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?

    A poke-mon!

  • Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

    He might Pikachu.

  • What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?


  • What do you call a sick Pokemon?


  • Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

    I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

  • What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica?


  • What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

    I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

  • Why doesn't each pokemon have an additional poke ball?

    Testicular cancer

  • What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

    Waba Fett

  • Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

    Because they'll Pikachu

  • What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

    A Pi-cashew

  • What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer?

    Pokemon Uranium

  • What is a terrorist favorite Pokemon move?


  • How would you improve our business?

    Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

  • What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta?


  • What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

    DirecTV (Say it aloud)

  • Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

    Because he fainted.

  • Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

    All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

  • Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon?

    Because it may Pikachu.

  • Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

    Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

  • How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

    Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

  • What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?

    Pokemon go always goes down on me

  • Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

    They might Pikachu.

  • Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

    Because they might Pikachu!

  • What is a German's favorite Pokemon?


  • What Pokemon likes to run?