Problem Jokes
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Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?
It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!
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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?
He wanted to taco bout his problems
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Why is my algebra textbook so sad?
It has a lot of problems.
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Why do you look so sad?
Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint
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What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?
A reptile dysfunction
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What's the problem with tipped cows?
They can't MOOve
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What do Windows and a submarine have in common?
If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.
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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?
No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?
No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!
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Why are shopaholics so hard to help?
They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.
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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
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How is that a problem?
The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."
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What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?
The cloths hanger only solves one problem.
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What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
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Whats the problem with feminist picnics ?
None of them make the sandwiches.
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What was the problem?
ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent
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What's does America and programming have in common?
When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.
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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?
A complaint Bernard!
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Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?
He had a problem with his hamstring.
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How can I face the problem?
When my problem is my face!
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How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?
He worked it out with a pencil
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What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?
Boy do we have problems.
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What do you call a drum that causes problems?
A conundrum
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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?
An algorithm.
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How long have you had this problem?
the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41
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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?
Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.
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Why are popcorn just like people?
Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.
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What's the problem?
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
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Why are math books useless?
Because they are full of problems.
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What's the problem with Java jokes?
They have no .
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What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?
Scoli-isis
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How does a skeleton solve a problem?
With the bare-bones approach.
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What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?
Getting to the root of the problem.
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What's the problem with radioactive underpants?
Chernobyl fall out..
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What's the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
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What is the worst type of doctor you can be?
gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.
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What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?
They tend to be mean.
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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?
Looking for Jobs.
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What's your funniest yet least known joke?
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
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What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?
Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok
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What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?
I like little asian kids
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What is the problem with high frequency?
It Hertz
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Why was the maths book sad?
It had too many problems.
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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?
The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.
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What's the problem with North Korea?
It has no Seoul!!
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Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?
Everyone is already in a caste
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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?
Your erection....
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Whats the problem with tainted money?
It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)
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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?
Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible
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Why is the Math Book so sad?
It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.
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What is your Problem?
Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D
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What do you call an orange elephant?
Call it whatever. It is not like it is gonna have a problem with that.
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Why is Math always sad?
Because it has too many problems.
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Why are chemists always a part of the problem?
Because they can never be a part of the solution.
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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?
It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.
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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
19 . Got a problem with that?
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How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?
He worked it out with a pencil!
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What did the Math book say to the pencil?
I see your point I've got a lot of problems.
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What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?
Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...
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What did one math book say to the other math book?
You've got problems.
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What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?
A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."
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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?
The chain is too long.
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What kind of a shoe has a problem?
An issue.
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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
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What did one math book say to the other?
A: Man I got a lot of problems!
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What's the best angle to tackle a problem?
The try-angle
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Why do math teachers never get constipated?
Because they always work problems out with a pencil.
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What's the worst part about a potato famine?
You can't get to the root of the problem.
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Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?
Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice
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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Twelve, you got a problem with that
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Why was the math book sad?
It had a lot of problems
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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?
They both have problems finding x.
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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
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What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?
They both have problems with delivery.
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Why did the ghost go into rehab?
He had a problem with boos.
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What's the problem with your marriage?
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
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Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?
He was having problems with his sub-conscious.
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How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?
No one knows. It's never happened.
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How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?
Never mind, I figured it out.
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What did the astronaut from AA say in space?
Houston, I have a problem."
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What do you call a drink with problems?
Dilemmanade
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How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?
There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving
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What the problem?
Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "