Problem Jokes

  • Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

    It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

  • How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

  • Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

    He wanted to taco bout his problems

  • Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

    It has a lot of problems.

  • Why do you look so sad?

    Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

  • What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

    A reptile dysfunction

  • What's the problem with tipped cows?

    They can't MOOve

  • What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

    If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

  • How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

    No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

  • How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

    No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

  • Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

    They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

  • What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

    A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

  • How is that a problem?

    The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

  • What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

    The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

  • What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

    When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

  • Whats the problem with feminist picnics ?

    None of them make the sandwiches.

  • What was the problem?

    ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

  • What's does America and programming have in common?

    When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

  • What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

    A complaint Bernard!

  • Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

    He had a problem with his hamstring.

  • How can I face the problem?

    When my problem is my face!

  • How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

    He worked it out with a pencil

  • What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?

    Boy do we have problems.

  • What do you call a drum that causes problems?

    A conundrum

  • What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

    An algorithm.

  • How long have you had this problem?

    the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

  • Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

    Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

  • Why are popcorn just like people?

    Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

  • What's the problem?

    Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

  • Why are math books useless?

    Because they are full of problems.

  • What's the problem with Java jokes?

    They have no .

  • What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?


  • How does a skeleton solve a problem?

    With the bare-bones approach.

  • What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

    Getting to the root of the problem.

  • What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

    Chernobyl fall out..

  • What's the definition of an accountant?

    Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

  • Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

    Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

  • What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

    gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

  • What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

    They tend to be mean.

  • What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

    Looking for Jobs.

  • What's your funniest yet least known joke?

    I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

  • What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

    Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

  • What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

    I like little asian kids

  • What is the problem with high frequency?

    It Hertz

  • Why was the maths book sad?

    It had too many problems.

  • How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

    The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

  • What's the problem with North Korea?

    It has no Seoul!!

  • Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

    Everyone is already in a caste

  • Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

    Your erection....

  • Whats the problem with tainted money?

    It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

  • Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

    Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

  • Why is the Math Book so sad?

    It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

  • What is your Problem?

    Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

  • What do you call an orange elephant?

    Call it whatever. It is not like it is gonna have a problem with that.

  • Why is Math always sad?

    Because it has too many problems.

  • Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

    Because they can never be a part of the solution.

  • What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

    It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

  • How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    19 . Got a problem with that?

  • How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?

    He worked it out with a pencil!

  • What did the Math book say to the pencil?

    I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

  • What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

    Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

  • What did one math book say to the other math book?

    You've got problems.

  • What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

    A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

  • What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

    The chain is too long.

  • What kind of a shoe has a problem?

    An issue.

  • The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

    Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

  • How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

    A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

  • What did one math book say to the other?

    A: Man I got a lot of problems!

  • What's the best angle to tackle a problem?

    The try-angle

  • Why do math teachers never get constipated?

    Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

  • What's the worst part about a potato famine?

    You can't get to the root of the problem.

  • Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

    Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

  • How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Twelve, you got a problem with that

  • Why was the math book sad?

    It had a lot of problems

  • What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

    They both have problems finding x.

  • What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

    A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

  • What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

    Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

  • What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

    They both have problems with delivery.

  • Why did the ghost go into rehab?

    He had a problem with boos.

  • What's the problem with your marriage?

    WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

  • Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

    He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

  • How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

    No one knows. It's never happened.

  • How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

    Never mind, I figured it out.

  • What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

    Houston, I have a problem."

  • What do you call a drink with problems?


  • How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

    There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

  • What the problem?

    Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "