Rabbit Jokes
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How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
One. It's a trick question.
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What kind of music do rabbits listen to?
HIP HOP
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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?
In a pellet court!
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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For hare care.
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What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
A hare-cut.
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What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?
Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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How is a rabbit similar to a plum?
they are both purple, except for the rabbit.
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What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?
Warren
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
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What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?
A receding hare line!
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What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows!
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What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?
Rabbits habits.
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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?
im farting carrots, im farting carrots...
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What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?
A receding hareline
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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!
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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare dare.
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?
A dead rabbit with a big hole.
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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?
A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.
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What does a bunny do to a bank?
Rabbit
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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?
When it's on the train.
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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?
Bugs Bunny !
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What do you call three rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
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What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?
Jackaloping
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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?
Because they use extra hops
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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Look for gray hares.
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What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?
Facial Hare
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Why did the rabbit go to rehab?
He was hopped up on easter eggs.
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How do rabbits fly?
In hareplanes.
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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line.
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How do rabbits get to work?
By rabbit transit!
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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?
A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.
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What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny
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What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?
A receding HARE line!
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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
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Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On a bunny-moon.
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What do rabbits put in their computers?
Hoppy disks!
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How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?
A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.
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How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?
A bad magician
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
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What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?
Easter
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What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?
A jacked rabbit.
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Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?
Because they're always bunny-hopping.
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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?
With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.
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How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?
Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.
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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?
He has claw marks on his forehead.
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What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?
Bunnylingus!
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Where are the raisins today?
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
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Why do rabbits love beer?
Because it's made of hops.
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Why do rabbits make good mathematicians?
Because they're constantly multiplying!
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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?
Hare in your milk!
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What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending.
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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
Rabbit Hood.
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What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?
A: Curly hare.
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What did the rabbit say to the deer?
What up doe
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How is a rabbit like a plum?
They're both purple except for the rabbit.
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Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
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Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
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What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?
Warren !
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What job do rabbits at hotels have?
Bellhop.
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How do you catch a rabbit?
You hide in a field and make carrot noises.
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What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?
A receding hare line.
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What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hairline.
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What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?
One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny
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Where do rabbits learn to fly?
The Hare Force
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What's a rabbits' favorite movie?
Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
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What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?
A bare hare.
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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
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What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?
A nice hare cut
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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?
You know you need a psychiatrist!
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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?
With lots of hops!
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What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?
A receding hareline.
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What are you doing there, rabbit?
Rabbit replies "This is a westinghouse, isn't it "
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What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A: a receding hare-line.
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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny!
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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
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When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their parents won't get them braces.
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What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?
A Nobel Prize
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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.
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What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?
A Hopster.
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What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line!
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Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery!
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What did the bunny say to the frog?
My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)
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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
It was won by a hare!
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What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?
A hip hopper.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
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What rabbit wears on his back while flying?
Eagle
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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
Haremail.
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
A rabbit that says "Ribbit."
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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?
Hare today gone tomorrow.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?
A berry bubbly bunny.
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Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply a lot.
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Why are rabbits never gold?
How would you tell them apart from goldfish
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Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?
Because it was Frigid
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What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?
A Receding hairline
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Why don't rabbits like beer?
Because it messes with their hops
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Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?
Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.
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What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It's been nice gnawing you.
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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?
From a distance they look like hares!
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What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?
A bunny with money.
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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?
A dumb bunny.