Redditor Jokes
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Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?
They see his AMA and turn off the computer.
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How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?
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What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes?
Ripostes them
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What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?
TL;DR"
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How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?
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How do you disappoint a redditor?
Repost
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How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?
M'alaydy
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How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?
About 8000
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What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?
He re-posts it.
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What do redditors and litterers have in common?
I'm just gonna leave this here."
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How many redditors does it take to point out a repost?
All of them.
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How do you test a saltshaker ?
You call in a redditor.
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How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.
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Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?
They can never get further than the tip!
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What does a Redditor do at prom?
He looks for the punchline
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How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
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How do redditors get their water?
From a well, actually
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How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.
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How do you keep a redditor in suspense?
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How do you describe the life of a redditor?
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How many 9GAGers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Exactly the same amount as the Redditors on and .
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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?
A redditor
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How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
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What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors?
Cirque le Jerk
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Why are Redditors so good at fencing?
Because they always riposte.
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How many redditors does it take to send a letter?
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
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What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?
An elevator has a GF
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What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?
A meme-oir
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How do you keep a Redditor busy for hours?
Click Here(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ou62j/howdoyoukeeparedditorbusyforhours/)
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Why was the redditor banned?
Voat manipulation.
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What Operating System does a Redditor use?
Fedora Linux!
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What happens when redditors die?
RIP in box
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How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?
Zero. Somebody already did it.
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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
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Why did the Redditor cross the road?
To bask in social approval.
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How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?
During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.
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What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?
Eggs get laid at least once.
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How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?
Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.
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What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?
It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.
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Where does a redditor get most of his news from?
The Hydraulic Press
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How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?
They'll tell you.
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Where do shadowbanned Redditors go?
To the PAO Camp.
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What is a redditors worst nightmare?
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What did one Redditor say to another?
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How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.
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Why do redditors have so many inside jokes?
Because we're too afraid to go outside
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Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?
It was the Wong choice
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What did the moderator say to the redditor?
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What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?
An egg gets laid
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What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?
The redditor never gets gold
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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
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What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?
The Holocaust.
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What sits down but doesn't get back up?
A redditor.
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Why can't redditors sew?
Because the thread has been locked by a moderator
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What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?
Wow, this blew up!
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What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?
Tips waitress*
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Why do redditors make such good fencers?
They're used to dealing with ripostes.
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Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?
There was a lot of reposting to do
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What did the redditor do to a post?
He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.
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How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?
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What do you call a redditor in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile
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How many redditors does it take to repost a joke?
About four.
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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?
Ask them what OP stands for.
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What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?
Redditors.
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What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?
The brick will eventually get laid.
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Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?
Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.
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What do you call someone who makes horribly lame jokes?
A redditor
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What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?
Purple circle.
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Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?
this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....
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What did the redditor say to the other redditor?
Yes.
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What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?
When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.
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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.
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Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?
Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.
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Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?
To recycle a joke from the other side.
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What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?
Karma. (Please forgive me)
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How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?
What is a pirate's favourite letter
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How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?
The Game
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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?
He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!
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What is a Redditor's favorite car brand?
The Snoobaru.
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Why are there so many Redditor archeologists?
Because loves digging up the past.
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How can you tell if a Redditor is European?
Don't worry, he'll tell you
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Why are redditors American?
Because they always *tip*.
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What's the difference between redditors and eggs?
Eggs get laid.
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How to annoy a Redditor?
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What does a redditor say when they see a YouTube link they can't click on?
Give me the gif of it.
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What do Redditors always get confused by?
Seven.
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What's a Redditor's favorite color?
M'genta
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What's a redditors worst fear?
OC
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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?
They can't stand a Nickleback!
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What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?
Eggs get laid only once
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What's the meanest thing someone's ever said to you?
Oh, you're a redditor?
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What's a Redditor's favorite food?
Copy pasta! I'm so sorry
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How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?
I don't know, check the post above me.
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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
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What do feminists and Redditors have in common?
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
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How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
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What do you call a little spanish girl that searches for Redditors?
Fedora the explorer.
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How did redditor heckle the stand up comic?
The real joke is always in the comments!"
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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?
Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.
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How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?
As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.
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What did the redditor say to the repost?
Upvote!
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How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?
By how often he ripostes.
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Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda?
To boost his link karma!
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How many redditors does it take to get a joke?
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
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What do redditors give one another on Christmas?
Gifs.
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How do you know that you are a redditor?
I'll tell you tomorrow.
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What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?
A Redditor.