Road Jokes
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Why did Steph Curry cross the road?
Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?
Because he's a dirty double crosser.
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What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?
A cold shoulder.
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Why did the reddit mod cross the road?
removed
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Why did the punk cross the road?
He was safety-pinned to the chicken.
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Why did the cat cross the road?
Because curiousity was on the other side
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Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
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Why didn't Jesus cross the road?
Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross
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Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?
Because it's a chicken.
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Why did the auditor cross the road?
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
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Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
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Why'd the seaman cross the road?
Because I wore the wrong sock that day.
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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
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Where do cars get the most flat tyres?
Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:
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What do you get when water washes away dirt?
a road
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was too chicken!
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Why did the elephant cross the road ?
Because the chicken was having a day off !
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Why did the cow cross the road?
Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"
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Why did the grinch cross the road?
HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!
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Why did Muhammad cross the road?
Because he had the right of way.
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Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?
he was two chickens
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Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?
To put the bones on the other side.
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What would be your reply?
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
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Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?
To get to the... side.
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Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?
Because it had a bad motivator!
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How did Harry Potter cross the road?
Walking Jk rolling
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What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?
BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD
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Why did the rooster cross the road?
To show he wasn't a chicken.
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Why did the US citizen cross the road?
To cross the border into Canada.
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Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?
To be on the safe side!
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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???
bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself
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Why did the salmon cross the road?
To get to the front page
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Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?
To get to the school yard.
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Why did the lesbian cross the road?
To get to the other bride!
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Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
The eggrolled
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How did the astrologer cross the road?
In his Taurus!
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Why did the chickens cross the road?
Because they were Turkish.
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Why can't woman drive?
Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!
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What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"
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Why did Einstein cross the road?
So the other side could get to him
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How many roads must a man walk?
42
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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken.
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Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?
To get out of this town.
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What road do crazy people take?
The Pyscho**path**
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Why did yo girl cross the road?
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
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Why did the monkey cross the road?
To loot the pharmacy on the other side
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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.
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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?
Look out for the mice!
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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?
He had no guts!
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Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?
Who cares.
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Why did the blind man cross the road?
Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)
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Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he never really was on your side.
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Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?
It was Nervous
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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?
To buy another pair of AirPods.
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What's the slowest vehicle on the road?
The short bus.
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Why did the car swerve off the road?
It hit the chicken. Bazing!
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How can you tell if a road is sad?
It has low shoulders.
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Why the chicken cross the road?
To say Hello from the other side
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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
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What happened to the road?
Depressions.
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Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chickens foot.
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What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?
I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!
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Why did the zombie cross the road?
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)
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Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?
To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.
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Why did the Cook cross the road?
because there were "Too Many Cooks".
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Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?
He had friends on the other side.
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Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?
A bear-icade
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Why did the medium cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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What do college students and deer have in common?
A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?
He was rushin'
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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
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How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?
To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.
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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?
Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!
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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
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Why did the headless chicken cross the road?
Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side
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Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?
To get to the other Sayid.
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Why did the sushi cross the road?
Sushi could get to the other side.
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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?
The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.
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Why can't Saudi woman drive?
There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.
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Why did the black chicken cross the road?
It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan
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Why did the two chickens cross the road?
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
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Why Latvian man did cross road?
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
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Why did the women cross the road?
Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!
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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?
The road.
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What do you tell a cow blocking a road?
Mooove
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Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?
She didn't have the balls to do it
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Why did George cross the road?
He didn't look in both directions before crossing.
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Where do Pandas live?
On the road to Extinction.
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What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road?
A wounded cheesie.
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Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?
Because it was a little chicken.
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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?
Because he was crossed.
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Why did chicken cross the road?
Because Intermediate value theorem
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Why are you late Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
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Why did the Jedi cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
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Where do cars get the most flat tires?
Where there is a fork in the road.
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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?
To change sides.
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What did the chicken say ?
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.
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Why did the imgurian cross the road?
To get the meme on the other side.
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Why didn't the boxer cross the road?
He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.
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Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?
Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.
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How did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.
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Why did the nihilist cross the road?
It doesn't matter.
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Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?
Because ah, the egg roll.
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Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?
Neither do I, I get the new york times
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Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?
because... chicken.lel
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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
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Why did the console peasants cross the road?
To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"
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Why did the chicken soup cross the road?
Because it was down hill!
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Why did the priest cross the road ?
To screw in the children that were crossing the road
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What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road?
Thumpthumper
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What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?
A rackless driver...
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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
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Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?
None of your f**king business.
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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?
Because he wanted to play chicken.
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Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?
That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained
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Why'd the Mexican cross the road?
He took the chicken's job.
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Why'd the chicken cross the road.?
reasons unknown
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Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?
He was choking the chicken.
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What is a salad's favorite type of road?
A bowl-ivard
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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
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Why did the gamer cross the road?
Buy the DLC to find out
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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?
deleted
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Why did Xzibit cross the road?
A: To get to the other Ride
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Why did the accountant cross the road?
Because that's what they did last year.
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Why'd the dog cross the road?
Cause he's a dog.
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Why did the protester cross the road?
To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?
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When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?
Triple Hay
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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
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Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?
To
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Why did the strawberry cross the road?
There was a traffic jam.
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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?
To show the opossum it could be done.
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What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?
steer clear
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Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?
There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.
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What did the road say to the chicken?
If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"
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How do American chickens cross the road?
In a bucket.
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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?
A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
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Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?
There were no roads!
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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?
A Moles Royce.
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Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?
To get to 10.
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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?
he was two-tired...
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Why'd the pervert cross the road?
He couldn't pull out of the chicken
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Why didn't sine cross the road?
Cosecant
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Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?
MOOOOOO!!!!
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Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?
To get to the Otherside!
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How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?
Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
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Why did the cows cross the road?
They wanted to go to the mooo....vies
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Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?
Because he could.
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Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?
He didn't want to be called chicken
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Why did Tony cross the road?
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
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Why did Eeyore cross the road?
To get to the other... *sigh*
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How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
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Why did the tofu cross the road?
To prove it wasn't chicken. >:
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Why did the calf cross the road?
To get to the udder side
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What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone?
A psycho-path.
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Why did the apple cross the road?
To get to the other cider.
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Why does the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
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Why did the pancake cross the road?
His friends egged him on
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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?
The dead cat has skid marks around it.
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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?
Rust-in-peace.
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Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?
To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.
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Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?
It would be a fowl proceeding.
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How did a blind man drive his car?
A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.
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Why did the duck cross the road?
To get some quack
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Why did the console peasant cross the road?
To render the other side.
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Why did Goku cross the road?
Find out next time on Dragonball Z!
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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?
Turn toward your side!
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Why did the chicken limp across the road?
Because it was a lame joke.
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Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?
None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?
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Why did the mafia cross the road?
Hey forget about it
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Who Got in an Accident?
There was a fork in the road.
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Why did the Sheikh cross the road?
To get to the other wife.
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Why did?
Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.
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What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?
None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts.
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Why did the black person cross the road?
To fry the chicken.
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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?
It didn't like being double crossed.
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Why did the chicken run across the road?
She was worried the egg would get there first.
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What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?
Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them
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Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
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Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?
It was two tired.
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Why did Chewbacca cross the road?
WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to .
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Why did the blonde cross the road?
I don't know. Neither did she!
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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?
Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.
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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?
Hello from the other side...
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Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?
He wanted to lay it on the line !
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Why did the spider cross the road?
To get to his website!
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Why did Adele crossed the road?
To say hello from the other side.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
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How does a blond cross the road?
A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"
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Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?
To get to the other bribe
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Why did the kid cross the road?
to go to a better place.
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What do you call a road full of giraffes?
Giraffic.
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Why didn't the skelton cross the road?
Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)
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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
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Why did the chicken?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
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Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review?
Too many plot holes.
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Why did the chicken cross the road ?
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
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Why would Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
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Why did the clown cross the road?
A: To find his rubber chicken.
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Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was attached to my bumper...
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Why did the lollipop cross the road?
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
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Why did religion cross the road?
God is the answer.
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Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?
He had a chicken stapled to his face.
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Why did Adele cross the road?
To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.
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Why did italy cross the road?
To switch sides
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Why did the Redditor cross the road?
To bask in social approval.
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Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side :(
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Why did Adele cross the road??
To say hello from the other side.
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Why are you Late Today?
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
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Why did Adelle cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
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Why did the plant cross the road?
Cus it was being stalked!
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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?
A dirty double crosser.
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Why did the cactus cross the road?
It got stuck to the chicken.
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Why did the salad cross the road?
To get away from the PETA convention.
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Why did the black child cross the road?
To get to the other side
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Why did Blackbeard cross the road?
To indicate where the treasure is buried.
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Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?
Because of you.
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What's white and covers the road in the early morning?
Employed people.
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Why did EA cross the road?
The punchline for this joke is 0.99$
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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
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How are women like snow?
They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road
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Why did the German cross the road?
To get to the Reich side
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Why did my sperm cross the road?
Because my wife wore the wrong socks.
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Why did the Muslim cross the road?
To get to the bigger crowd
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.
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Why did the stoner cross the road?
A: Who else would follow a chicken
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Why did the PI detective cross the road?
He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.
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How does a south central chicken cross the road?
In a bucket
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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side...
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Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?
Because a tuna can!
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Why did the crip cross the road?
Chuz
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What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
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Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam.
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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
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Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?
because it did.
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Why didn't the bird cross the road?
It chickened out.
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Why did the hipster cross the road?
To get to a place you've probably never heard of.
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Why did I cross the road?
Because your mom was on the other side..
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Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?
Because he re-tarred it.
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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?
A: So you'll never know which side he's on.
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What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?
Let's be avenue.'
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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?
Dodged-a-Rango
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Why did the Canadian cross the road?
Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
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Why did the Frog cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the Chicken.
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Why did the t-rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.
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Why did the shrimp cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
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Why did the gold fish cross the road?
To go to /r/antijokes
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Why did the cop cross the road?
To shoot a black kid.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist yet.
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How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?
Hit the road, Jack.
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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?
He was snowed in.
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Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?
To get to the Other side
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Why did Jack cross the road?
Because he was bean stalked.....
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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Cause I stepped on it.
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Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?
because he wanted to...
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Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?
They ran out of juice!
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Why are fire engines red?
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
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Why did the Priest cross the road?
Because he crosses everything.
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Why was Snape in the middle of the road?
So you would never know what side he was on.
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Why did the Mormon cross the road?
To get to the other bride!
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What did Adele say when she crossed the road?
sing* Hello from the other side!
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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?
Dead.
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What part of the road is always crying?
A: The breakdown lane.
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Why is the orange Rolling down the road?
Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:
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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?
For me it's three weeks.
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What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?
How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)
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Why can't women drive?
Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.
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Why did the kitchen cross the road?
It saw a pikachu across the street.
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Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To see the chicken strip!!!
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Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?
Because he wanted to see his flat mate.
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How did the road break its ankles?
The chicken crossed it.
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What are you doing, idiot?
me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations
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Why did the atoms cross the road?
It was time to split.
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Why did the emo chicken go across the road?
He was afraid to go down the tracks.
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Why did Daenerys cross the road?
To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.
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Why did the double agent cross the road?
Because he never really was on your side.
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Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?
He couldn't
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Why did the Agnostic cross the road?
We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.
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What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?
A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.
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Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because it was cooler on the other side.
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Why did the robot cross the road?
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
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Why did the agnostic man cross the road?
To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.
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Why did the doggy cross the road?
A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!
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Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken's legs.
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Why did the dog cross the road?
A: Because it was the chickens day off.
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Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
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Why did the armadillo cross the road?
It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.
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Why did the hen cross the road?
because chicken.
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Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.
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Why did the otter cross the road?
To say "hello from the otter side"
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How did the dead baby get across the road?
Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....
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Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?
There are skidmarks before the dog.
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Why did jay z cross the road?
Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.
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Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?
No guts.
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Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?
To go to the Gun Store!!
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Why did the baby cross the road?
It didn't hit the car's windshield.
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Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
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Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?
To break on through to the other side.
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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?
Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.
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Why did vegan cross the road?
Because chicken came to his side.
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What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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Why did the black guy cross the road?
He heard there was chicken on the other side!
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Why did the snail cross the road ?
It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.
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Why did the fallen child cross the road?
Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
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Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Interia
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Why did the bigamist cross the road?
To get to the other bride.
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What do you call a president crossing the road?
A presidestrian
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Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To send people to the other side.
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Why was the road in so much pain?
Because it has a carpool tunnel.
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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?
Jesus died on the cross
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Why did Hillary cross the road?
What difference, at this point, does it make?
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Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?
Because it didn't.
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Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?
To get to the Otherside.
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Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
Because it was a double-crosser
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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?
Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.
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Why did the opossum cross the road?
To get to the middle.
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How'd you leave her?
Dead by the side of the road..."
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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
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Why did spider-man cross the road?
To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*
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Why did the fish monger cross the road?
Just for the halibut.
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Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/