Roll Jokes
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Why did the Orange stop rolling?
It ran out of juice!!!
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What's the real reason old men take Viagra?
So they don't roll out of bed!
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What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?
Santa Claus rolling down a hill.
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What's a feminist's least favorite food?
Gender rolls
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What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?
Santa Clause rolling down a hill
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
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What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?
A Dell rolling in the deep.
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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?
Because it had more cents
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How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?
Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.
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Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?
Autobots Roll Out!
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Why do the nurses give the old men in retirement homes Viagra?
To keep them from rolling out of bed
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Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?
So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan
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What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
Shoot him again.
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How does Harry Potter travel about?
Walking -Jk Rolling
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What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?
High Definition
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What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?
Ghetto Blaster
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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?
Rick O'Shay.
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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him
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How do you start a black parade?
Roll a 40 down the street.
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Why is the orange Rolling down the road?
Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:
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What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?
Santa Claus rolling down a roof!
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What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?
Out of bounce.
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What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.
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What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?
Sandy
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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?
They wished it was Anubis.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?
Because he's a dirty double crosser.
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Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?
Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
No one knows it's never happened.
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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?
Rock and Roll
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What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?
Santa Claus hit in the balls!
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How do you teach your dog to roll over ?
Put him on fire.
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What's red and white, red and white, red and white?
Sant rolling off your roof.
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How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?
They roll their J's.
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Why is it called Justice League of America?
Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)
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What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
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What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?
Rolls * Rice
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What happened when Rick fell down a hill?
Rick rolled.
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What did the stone say to the hill?
Let's Rock and Roll.
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What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?
A panda bear rolling down a hill.
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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?
Know your roll!"
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Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?
Because he is dead
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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?
Slow your roll.
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How the hell did you do that"?
The car rolled on it".
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What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?
You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.
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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?
A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.
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What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?
420 raze it!
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What is Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill?
Walking. Jk. Rolling
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Why did the dog roll down the hill?
It didn t have any legs.
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What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?
Not even, homes
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom
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What is it with people who text and drive?
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
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What do potheads do when they see a fire?
Stop, drop, and roll
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What's Mr. Skeltal's favorite candy?
Dootsie rolls.
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What are these?
Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.
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What's black and white black and white black and white?
A nun rolling down a hill.
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What do you call a laptop in the ocean?
A Dell, rolling in the deep.
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What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?
Autobots, roll up!
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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
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What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?
Wasa-B! Let's roll.
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Why do men get erections while they sleep?
So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.
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Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?
He was rolling balls.
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What's a feminist's least favourite bread?
Gender rolls
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What came first?
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
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What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?
He played a flat baroque piece!
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Why do nursing homes give men Viagra before they sleep?
So they won't roll out of bed.
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What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?
Rolls Rice
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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?
A dirty double crosser.
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What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
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What is Italian-American foreplay?
Hey! Wake up and roll over!"
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
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What is yellow and rolls down a hill?
Mustard in a rollerskate
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
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Why did the paper follow the pencil?
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
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What do you do with 365 used condoms?
Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.
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Why do old men take Viagra?
It stops them from rolling out of bed.
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How do you find the fastest man in Africa?
Roll a penny down a hill.
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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?
Heavy!"
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Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?
Because to them it's boring.
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What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?
The US elections.