Serve Jokes

  • What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

    Grounds for termination!

  • Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

    Warning: Gore

  • Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

    Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

  • Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ?

    Bart-enders serve drinks !

  • Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

    Because all they serve is cold turkey.

  • Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

    Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

  • What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?


  • What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

    Coop-cakes !

  • What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

    Serving dual porpoises!

  • What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

    Miso sorry...

  • Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?


  • What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

    No ms te!

  • Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

    because they serve Poutine.

  • What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks?

    a Fartender

  • What do you call gungan served raw?

    Tartare Binks...

  • What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

    You have served your porpoise.

  • What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

    What you get served at KFC is original.

  • How do you best serve burned food?


  • Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

    So you can tell it apart from urine

  • How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

  • What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks?

    A pro-teen bar

  • Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

    Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

  • A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

    Pop,goes the weasel.

  • What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

    A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

  • What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

    The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

  • What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines?

    Kit Cat Bar

  • What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

    Traditional gender rolls.

  • Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

    Because it's just-ice

  • What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

    Angel food cake of course!

  • What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

    Chili CON Carne!

  • Who serves the toilet?

    The buuttt-lerrr!

  • Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

    Because of sanitation reasons.

  • What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

    Yellow Cake

  • How does Dracula like to have his food served?

    In bite-sized pieces.

  • Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

    Time served

  • How do Muslims like their food served?

    Allah Carte

  • What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?


  • What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

    A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

  • Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

    He had served his sentence.

  • Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

    So he could protect and serve.

  • What's a dish best served cold?

    Air condish.

  • Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

    A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

  • What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

    There's no punch line.

  • Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

    Because you can't drink and derive

  • How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

    With relish

  • What do ghosts serve for dessert?

    I Scream.

  • What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

    Grounds for termination.

  • What do they serve you in a Viatnamese McDonalds?


  • How long does a United States Congressman serve?

    ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

  • What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

    Coloured eggrolls!

  • What do you call snacks served at a brothel?

    whore d'oeuvres

  • How do tennis players prefer their steak?

    Wimbledon and nicely served.

  • What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?


  • How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?


  • What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

    Thai Fighters

  • Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

    They didn't have enough pitchers.

  • What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

    A man with unfinnished buisness.

  • Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

    Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

  • A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

    I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

  • Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

    Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

  • Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

    They always turn out to be sub par.

  • What do you call a professional tennis player that keeps serving out?

    Novak Chokeovic

  • Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

    Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

  • Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

    Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

  • What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

    It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

  • How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

    On the rocks

  • What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

    Disco Stew!

  • Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

    When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

  • How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

    Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

  • What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

    Universal cereal bus

  • Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

    If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

  • What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

    A nun only serves one God.

  • What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

    Sue she