Serve Jokes
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What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?
Grounds for termination!
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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?
Warning: Gore
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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?
Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.
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Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ?
Bart-enders serve drinks !
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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?
Because all they serve is cold turkey.
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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?
Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
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What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?
Humburgers!
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What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?
Coop-cakes !
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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?
Serving dual porpoises!
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What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?
Miso sorry...
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Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?
Minnesota.
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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?
No ms te!
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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?
because they serve Poutine.
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What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks?
a Fartender
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What do you call gungan served raw?
Tartare Binks...
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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?
You have served your porpoise.
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What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?
What you get served at KFC is original.
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How do you best serve burned food?
Coal'd.
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Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?
So you can tell it apart from urine
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How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
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What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks?
A pro-teen bar
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Why are the waiters in here so nasty?
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"
Pop,goes the weasel.
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What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?
A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.
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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?
The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."
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What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines?
Kit Cat Bar
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What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?
Traditional gender rolls.
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Why is revenge a dish best served cold?
Because it's just-ice
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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake of course!
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What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??
Chili CON Carne!
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Who serves the toilet?
The buuttt-lerrr!
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Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?
Because of sanitation reasons.
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What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?
Yellow Cake
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How does Dracula like to have his food served?
In bite-sized pieces.
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Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?
Time served
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How do Muslims like their food served?
Allah Carte
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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?
Hallowieners!
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What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?
A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?
He had served his sentence.
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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?
So he could protect and serve.
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What's a dish best served cold?
Air condish.
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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?
A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
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What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?
There's no punch line.
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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?
Because you can't drink and derive
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How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?
With relish
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What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I Scream.
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What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?
Grounds for termination.
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What do they serve you in a Viatnamese McDonalds?
NAMburgers
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How long does a United States Congressman serve?
ANSWER: Until he gets caught.
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What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?
Coloured eggrolls!
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What do you call snacks served at a brothel?
whore d'oeuvres
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How do tennis players prefer their steak?
Wimbledon and nicely served.
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What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?
Japotle.
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How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?
WITH JUST ICE!
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What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?
Thai Fighters
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Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?
They didn't have enough pitchers.
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What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?
A man with unfinnished buisness.
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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?
Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)
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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...
I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
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Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?
Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!
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Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?
They always turn out to be sub par.
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What do you call a professional tennis player that keeps serving out?
Novak Chokeovic
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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?
Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.
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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?
Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"
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What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?
It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.
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How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?
On the rocks
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What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?
Disco Stew!
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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court
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How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?
Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.
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What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?
Universal cereal bus
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Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?
If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.
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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?
A nun only serves one God.
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What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?
Sue she