Seven Jokes

  • Why are setups to jokes so important?

    because seven ate nine.

  • What does NASA stand for?

    Need Another Seven Astronauts

  • How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

    Five six seven eight!

  • How do you make seven even?

    Take the s off.

  • Which gun has a perfect rating?

    A Five-seven.

  • What do Redditors always get confused by?


  • How long were you at your last job?

    A: "Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"

  • How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

  • Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ?


  • What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

    Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

  • How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

    Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

  • What do you call a black woman that has had seven abortions?

    A crime fighter

  • What do the French learn in basic training?

    How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

  • Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

    Cause seven eight ten.

  • What is red and has seven little dents in it?

    Snow White's cherry.

  • What do you get when you have seven dragon balls?

    Nothing! This is real life.

  • What did the pirate get on his report card?

    Seven C's

  • Why, afraid of seven, five is?

    Because six seven eight.

  • How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?


  • What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

    Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

  • Why are dwarfs so depressed?

    Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

  • What's infinity minus one?

    A sideways seven.

  • Why was six scared of seven?

    Because seven "ate" nine.

  • What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

    One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

  • How can you make seven even?

    How can you make seven even? Take away the letter S.

  • Why did six take seven with her to social events?

    Seven was her "plus 1"

  • Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

    It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

  • How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

    Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

  • What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

    Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

  • Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

    Because seven, eight, nine.

  • Why is six afraid lf seven?

    Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

  • Why was Six afraid of Seven?

    Because Seven was a registered six offender.

  • How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?


  • What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

    Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

  • Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

    Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

  • What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

    A hot dog and a six pack.

  • How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

    Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

  • What is pink and has seven dents in it?

    Snow White's virginity.

  • What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

    Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

  • Why is everyone afraid of seven?

    Because seven eight nine!

  • Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

    Because seven "ate" nine.

  • How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

    Seven. It *has* to be seven.

  • What's red and has seven dents in it?

    Snow whites cherry.

  • Why is seven bigger than nine?

    Because seven ate nine.

  • What has seven arms and can't spell?

    Def Leppard

  • Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

    Cause Seven ate Windows 9

  • Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

    They thought she was micromanaging them!

  • Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

    Because they were Miners... XD

  • How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

    All seven or eight of them.

  • How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

    About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

  • What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

    A 6-pack and a potato.

  • Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

    Because seven ate nine.

  • Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

    BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

  • Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

    Because seven ten eleven!

  • What's pink and has seven dents in it?

    Snow white's hymen

  • Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

    The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

  • What do you call a frog with seven legs?

    A seven-legged frog.

  • What's the best airline to fly around the Seven Kingdoms ?


  • How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

    Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

  • How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

  • Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

    Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

  • Why is six uncomfortable around seven?

    Because seven times seven was odd

  • What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

    Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

  • What's a sailor's favorite solvent?

    the Seven Cs.

  • What's an Irish seven-course meal?

    A six-pack and a potato