Seven Jokes
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Why are setups to jokes so important?
because seven ate nine.
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What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts
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How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five six seven eight!
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How do you make seven even?
Take the s off.
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Which gun has a perfect rating?
A Five-seven.
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What do Redditors always get confused by?
Seven.
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How long were you at your last job?
A: "Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ?
because
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What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
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What do you call a black woman that has had seven abortions?
A crime fighter
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What do the French learn in basic training?
How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.
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Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?
Cause seven eight ten.
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What is red and has seven little dents in it?
Snow White's cherry.
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What do you get when you have seven dragon balls?
Nothing! This is real life.
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What did the pirate get on his report card?
Seven C's
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Why, afraid of seven, five is?
Because six seven eight.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
Seven.
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What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?
Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!
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Why are dwarfs so depressed?
Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.
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What's infinity minus one?
A sideways seven.
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Why was six scared of seven?
Because seven "ate" nine.
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What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?
One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke
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How can you make seven even?
How can you make seven even? Take away the letter S.
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Why did six take seven with her to social events?
Seven was her "plus 1"
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Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
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What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?
Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!
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Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?
Because seven, eight, nine.
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Why is six afraid lf seven?
Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.
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Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because Seven was a registered six offender.
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How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?
SEVEN.
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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?
Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.
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Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?
Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.
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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack.
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How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?
Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.
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What is pink and has seven dents in it?
Snow White's virginity.
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What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?
Gwyneth Paltrow's head.
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Why is everyone afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!
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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?
Because seven "ate" nine.
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How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven. It *has* to be seven.
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What's red and has seven dents in it?
Snow whites cherry.
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Why is seven bigger than nine?
Because seven ate nine.
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What has seven arms and can't spell?
Def Leppard
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Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?
Cause Seven ate Windows 9
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Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?
They thought she was micromanaging them!
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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?
Because they were Miners... XD
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How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?
All seven or eight of them.
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How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
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What do you call a seven course Irish meal?
A 6-pack and a potato.
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Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?
Because seven ate nine.
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Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
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Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?
Because seven ten eleven!
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What's pink and has seven dents in it?
Snow white's hymen
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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What do you call a frog with seven legs?
A seven-legged frog.
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What's the best airline to fly around the Seven Kingdoms ?
Southwesteros
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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
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How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?
Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.
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Why is six uncomfortable around seven?
Because seven times seven was odd
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What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.
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What's a sailor's favorite solvent?
the Seven Cs.
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What's an Irish seven-course meal?
A six-pack and a potato