Sister Jokes
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Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?
Because she wanted to get rich milk.
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What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?
A washing machine only takes one load at a time.
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What would you do without me?
Apparently, "Your sister" was the wrong answer.
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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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What do terrorists say to their sister?
H'Isis
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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?
Mitosis
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What does alcohol free beer taste like?
Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.
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What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?
Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue
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What's it called when a smell dates his sister?
Incense!
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What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?
SWV (sisters with voices)
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How did the rednecks find their sister?
Pretty good.
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Why Don't Black People like Country Music?
Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
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Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?
Because they have trans-sisters.
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How sick are you?
Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister
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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?
I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.
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What is hillybillys fantasy?
S&M . . . . .. Sister and Mother.
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How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
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Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?
Because he was in bread!
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What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"
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What did the redneck say to his sister?
Oooh yeah, baby!
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What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?
Nun is better!
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What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?
Mitosis
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Why was this in the trash?
Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.
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Why did your sister jump out the window ?
Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit
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What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?
Tijuana build a snowman
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How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
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Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?
Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.
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What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
Are you having a crisis?
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Why do you always fight with your sisters?
6-year-old: Because I always win.
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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
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What do you call a sister who works for you?
Nun of your business.
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What do your sister and snow have in common?
I plow both.
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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!
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Why did my sister go down to the fish market?
Oh just for the Halibut!
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Why did the oven go back to University?
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
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How do you top a car ?
Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.
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What should I give your sister for unzipping?
Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org
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What does the hillbilly say when his sister is surprised?
Well it's the right hole naw!"
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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?
Because she wants to rise and shine.
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Why so glum Chum?
asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "
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What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?
My toe sis!
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Why was the nun named "NPN"?
She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke
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How do you castrate an Amish man?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
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What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?
Ow, mitosis!
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What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?
He dates his other sister.
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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?
You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.
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Whats baked every day and sells itself?
My sister.
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What did the pirate say to his sister?
Aye sis
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What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?
Mitosis!
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What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?
I Duggar."
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Why don't computers have any brothers?
They are all trans-sisters.
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Why don't you ask your sister?
But I don't have a .........oooooh.
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What do rednecks say after they broke up?
We can still be brother and sister.
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Why don't robots have brothers?
Because they all have trans-sisters
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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?
When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
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How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?
A: Pretty hot
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Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?
Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
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What's love?
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!