Skeleton Jokes
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How many bones are there in a graveyard?
A skeleTON.
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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?
He had no body to go with !
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What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia?
A numbskull
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How much does a dead elephant weigh?
A skele**ton**.
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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?
By Bony Express.
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Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?
Because he doesn't have a brain
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Why did the skeletons start dancing?
Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
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Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?
It's near-humerus.
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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE
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What'll it be, mister?
The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"
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How do skeletons communicate?
A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.
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How does a skeleton solve a problem?
With the bare-bones approach.
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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?
He didn't have the guts for it.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?
because he had no body to go with
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Why don't skeletons play music in church?
Because they got no organs.
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Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
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What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?
Put a leper in a wind tunnel
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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?
To bone up on his schoolwork.
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Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?
Because he had to go with.
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What did the fish skeleton say?
Long time, no sea.
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What kind of skeleton are you?
An XO skeleton"
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How do skeletons greet each other?
Bon'nichiwa
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Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?
A: Because it had no guts.
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What do you call a skeleton in a closet?
The hide and seek champion.
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Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?
Because he was skint.
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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?
Because he had no body to dance with!
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Why do skeletons have so many kids?
Because all they can do is bone.
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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because the didn't have the guts to do it.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because it had nobody to go with.
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How do skeletons make a baby?
They bone
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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?
Because they got no body to dance with!
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What trees do skeletons like?
S*pine* trees!
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Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?
All his work was pro bono.
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Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?
Because it had nobody.
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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?
Because it didn't have the nerves.
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How do skeletons kiss?
They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.
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Why was the skeleton alone at prom?
Because he had no body to go with!
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How do skeletons reproduce?
They don't.
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Why did the skeleton leave the party?
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).
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What is skeleton?
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?
Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.
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How attractive are skeletons?
They're drop dead gorgeous!
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Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?
Because his skeleton was in the closet
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?
He had no body to go with.
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Why are Skeleton's so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
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How much does a truck full of bones weigh?
A skeleTon
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Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?
Because they don't have anybody to go with.
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What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?
BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD
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What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?
They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!
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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts.
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How does a skeleton call her friends?
On a telebone.
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What instrument do skeletons play?
A trombone!
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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?
He didn't have any body to go with him.
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Why don't skeletons get sick?
Because they always have an anti-body
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What sort of soup do skeletons like?
One with plenty of body in it.
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Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?
He had "No body " to go with.
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Why did the skeleton not attend prom?
He had no body to go with.
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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?
He didn't have the guts
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What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?
Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest