Snow Jokes
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Why does the NSA hate the winter?
They got snowed in.
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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?
He got snowed in.
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Why do Canadians say aboot?
Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.
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Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?
Because he's snowed-in
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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?
They're snowed-en!
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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?
Snowed-in
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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?
He was snowed in.
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What do you call a business man that blocks snow?
A cold wall banker.
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Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
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Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land
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What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?
100% chance of snow
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How are women like snow?
They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road
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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
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How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?
You ask an informer
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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?
Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.
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Why don't native Americans like snow?
We don't like anything white on our land.
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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?
because he's snowed in.
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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?
He was snowed in
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How can you find Will Smith in the snow?
Because he's black
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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?
She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
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What does a corpse and snow have in common?
They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.
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Why did the snowman get fired from his job?
He was a snow call, snow show.
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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?
Because he was snowed in.
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Why does salt melt snow?
Because when your salty you melt down in tears.
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Why did the Native American curse the snow?
Because it was white and on his land!
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints!
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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?
He was snowed in.
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Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?
Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..
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What do your sister and snow have in common?
I plow both.
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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?
Polaroids.
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Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?
He's snowed in.
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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?
Edward Snowed In
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Why did Snow White go to bed?
She was feeling Sleepy.
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Why can't women ski?
there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?
What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.
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Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?
They say he was snowed in.
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What is snow?
No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.
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Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?
Cuz aparently he likes "snow".
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How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?
Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.
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Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?
He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )
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What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?
Slush Puppies
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for fresh prints.
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What is the common trait between men and snow?
You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.
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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?
Cuz you'd be snowed-in
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What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?
Santa Claus hit in the balls!
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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?
Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)
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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?
Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
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What do you say when it's snowing?
Winter is coming.
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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?
Because that I totally get.
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How do you call playing games while it snows heavily?
Blizzard Entertainment.
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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?
Edward Snowed-in!
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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?
He was snowed-in.
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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?
Cause it was snowed-in.
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How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?
The snow on top of it has melted.