Soul Jokes
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What do you call Batman without a soul?
Bn. (B "atma" n)
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How is everything?
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?
Because it dampens their souls!!!!
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Why do you never see red headed Jazz musicians?
They have no soul...
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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?
The woman in church has hope in her soul.
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What has five bodies and one soul?
A Kia full of Gingers.
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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
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What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?
One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole
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What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?
One has hope in her soul...
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Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?
Because you need a soul for that.
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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?
The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
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Why did everyone hate the shoe company?
It had no soul.
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What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ?
Soul
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What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?
Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.
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Why do gingers hang out with black people?
Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!
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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?
The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!
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Why can't Gingers sing RnB music?
Because they don't have any soul.
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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?
One has hope in her soul...
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What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?
a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.
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Why can't zombies play the blues?
Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.
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What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?
The girl in church has her soul full of hope...
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Why do gingers love driving Kias?
It's the only way they can own a soul.
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Where can you go to send a soul to heaven?
An abortion clinic.
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Why do Black people like Kia so much?
Because it has Soul.
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What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?
artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence
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What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?
Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.
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Why aren't redheads very good R&B singers?
Because they have no soul
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What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?
One has hope in her soul...
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Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?
Santa
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What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?
One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.
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Whats the devil's favorite meal?
fillet of soul
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What is good for your soul but not your soles?
A. Linedancing!
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Why do Irishmen hate Kia?
Because gingers don't have Souls.
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Why is the food so cold and bland?
Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
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Where's the election victory that you promised me?
Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had
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How do you hit those high notes?
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
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Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?
One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
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Why aren't redheads very good R&B singers?
Because they have no soul
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What's the difference between a retard and a baby?
The baby has a soul.
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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?
Insufficient funds.
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What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?
The lady in church has hope in her soul.
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How can you tell if a duck has soul?
If it's bill withers!
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What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?
Soul
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What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?
The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.
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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
The nun has hope in her soul!
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Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
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What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?
Nice doing business with you!"
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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
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What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?
The girl in church has hope in her soul
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What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?
One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here
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What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?
A sense of humor.
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What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?
One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole