Spanish Jokes
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What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital?
Manuel...
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What does a Spanish dog say at the marina?
Bark-o.
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How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?
Mark Sanchez.
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What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker?
A spaniel.
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How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?
nose
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What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?
A: Oh-lay!
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What is the most Spanish body part?
Elbow.
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What's the number ten's favorite Spanish phrase?
Diez mio!
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Why did the spanish man's boat sink?
Ola
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Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?
Because izquierda going right.
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What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hoseb
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Why was the Spanish train the primary suspect?
It had locomotive. (I'm not sorry)
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Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?
He had loco motives.
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Why do Spanish tests take so long?
Because of all the ese questions.
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What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?
Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*
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How do you convert Spanish programming into English?
Yes++
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What do you call a Spanish midget?
A paragraph. Because he's not a full essay.
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How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?
Just Juan.
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What is a Spanish person without a car called?
Carlos
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Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?
OC) Too many persuasive esses.
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What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?
Pork, eh
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How do you say dinner in spanish?
JOHN CENA
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What is the biggest plot twist in spanish soap operas?
When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother
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What did the spanish soccer announcer invest in?
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**
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What did the Spanish Gorilla say at lunch time?
Yo tengo Harambe.
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How do you spell socks in Spanish?
Eso si que es.
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What are some really stupid jokes?
One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!
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What does a Spanish speaking ghost say when they like you?
Mi Ghosta!!
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What language do British wrenches speech?
Spanish!
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Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?
They take the senor discount.
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What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?
Hint: It's not English Spanish.
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What does a Spanish cow say?
Muuuuuuuey!
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What do u call a spanish man with a rubber toe?
Roberto
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What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner?
JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry.
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How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?
Hola.
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What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons?
Jose and Hose B
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What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing?
Castanets!
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What sport is played in Spanish churches?
La Cross
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Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?
His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.
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What does a spanish programmer program in?
Si++
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What's the Spanish equivalent of the devil's lettuce ?
El Diablow
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How do you say doormat in Spanish?
Matador
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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?
It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.
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What do you call a Spanish matador who is not very good at his job?
I'd say he's fairly incapa .
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What do you call a Spanish baker?
A con-quiche-ador
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Which Spanish superhero has three wives?
Amor-Man
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What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?
I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!
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What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?
Now, both have an oscar.
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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?
Fight for your right to padre
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What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists?
The Qu Qu Qu?
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Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?
You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.
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What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons?
Jose and Hose B
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What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?
You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!
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What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard?
I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit
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What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?
She has a hispanic attack
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What do you call s'mores in Spanish?
S'mas
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How do you say unicorn in Spanish?
Unamaize
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What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?
Where is my essay?
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What do you call a little spanish girl that searches for Redditors?
Fedora the explorer.
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How do you pick up older Spanish women?
Hola Seniority
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What do you call four drowning spanish teachers?
Cuatro sinko. )
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How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?
Adidos!
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What do you call a spanish child molester?
A pdrophile
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What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles?
Diez nuts!
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What do you call an old Spanish car?
FeO
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What do you call a little pepper in Spanish?
A jalapequeno
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What do you call an ugly Spanish chemist?
Iron Oxide
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How do you spell "Pringles" in Spanish?
Pringls
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How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?
Once.
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What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?
Noel.
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Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?
Cos they're playas.
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What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe?
Robeerto.
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What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?
A Si-gull
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What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?
Super Barrio Mothers
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What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?
I don't know they were speaking Spanish.
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What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?
Baana