Stair Jokes

  • How do you get a free flight at an airport?

    Take the stairs.

  • How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

    He thinks one step ahead

  • What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

    A condescending con descending.

  • What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

    A condescending con descending.

  • Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

    Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

  • How do monkeys go down the stairs?

    They slide down the banana-ster! :D

  • What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

    Condescending. )

  • What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

    A condescending condescending

  • What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

    Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

  • Why can't you trust stairs?

    Because they are always up to something.

  • How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

    Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

  • How does Harry Potter get down the stairs?

    By walking. J.K. Rowling...

  • Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

    He was shot in the face.

  • What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

    Be sharp or Be flat.

  • How do Asians name their babies?

    They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

  • What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

    A condescending con descending.

  • What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

    Condescending

  • What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

    They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

  • What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?

    Ear we go !

  • How do chinese people name their childre n?

    They throw a toaster down the stairs.

  • How do Chinese people name their kids?

    They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

  • When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

    I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

  • What did the elevator say to the stairs?

    Never mind, I'll escalator

  • What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

    Eiffel.

  • What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

    They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

  • What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

    A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

  • How to climb a flight of stairs?

    Step one Step two Step three

  • What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

    A condescending condescending!

  • Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

    Because he took the stairs.

  • What's blue, white and red?

    A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.

  • What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?

    A condescending con desending..

  • What goes up and down but never moves?

    The stairs.

  • What is black, white, black, white...?

    A nun falling down the stairs

  • How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

    None, he fell.

  • What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

    A condescending con descending.

  • Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

    I pushed her

  • Why should you leery of stairs?

    Because they are always up to something.

  • What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

    A condescending con descending.

  • What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

    A condescending Khan descending.

  • What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

    Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

  • What do you call a?

    What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

  • How do the Chinese select their baby names?

    They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

  • What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

    A condescending con descending.

  • How does a Chinese family name their children?

    They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

  • What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

    A condescending con, descending.

  • How do Asian's name their children?

    Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

  • What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

    A condescending con descending.

  • What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

    A condescending con descending.

  • Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

    What could go wrong " My son apparently

  • Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

    Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

  • How are children like slinkies?

    It's fun to toss them down stairs.

  • What is black and white and screams?

    A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

  • What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

    An apology.

  • What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

    A nun falling down the stairs

  • What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

    Well, glad I got that over with."

  • Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

    It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

  • Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

    The Bannisters

  • What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

    A condescending con descending.

  • What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

    The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

  • Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

    Because it was too steep.

  • How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

    Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

  • How do the Chinese name their kids?

    They throw silverware down the stairs.

  • What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

    A condescending con descending.

  • What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

    A stairorist.

  • What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

    A condescending con descending.

  • What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

    Con-Descending

  • What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

    A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

  • What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

    A condescendant con descending.

  • What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

    A nun falling down the stairs

  • What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

    A condescending con descending.

  • What do women and Slinkies have in common?

    Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

  • What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

    A condescending con descending.

  • What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

    A condescending con descending.

  • What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

    A condescending con descending.

  • What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

    A condescending con descending.

  • Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

    A bannister always pays his deafs.

  • How do Chinese people name their babies?

    A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

  • What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

    a condescending con descending.

  • What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs?

    A condescending con descending.