Stair Jokes
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How do you get a free flight at an airport?
Take the stairs.
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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?
He thinks one step ahead
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?
Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.
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How do monkeys go down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster! :D
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What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?
Condescending. )
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What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?
A condescending condescending
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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?
Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers
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Why can't you trust stairs?
Because they are always up to something.
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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?
Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
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How does Harry Potter get down the stairs?
By walking. J.K. Rowling...
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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?
He was shot in the face.
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What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?
Be sharp or Be flat.
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How do Asians name their babies?
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
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What do you call a thief running down your stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?
Condescending
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What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?
They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.
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What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?
Ear we go !
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How do chinese people name their childre n?
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
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How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
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What did the elevator say to the stairs?
Never mind, I'll escalator
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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?
Eiffel.
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What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
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What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?
A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.
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How to climb a flight of stairs?
Step one Step two Step three
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What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?
A condescending condescending!
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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?
Because he took the stairs.
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What's blue, white and red?
A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.
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What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con desending..
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What goes up and down but never moves?
The stairs.
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What is black, white, black, white...?
A nun falling down the stairs
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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
None, he fell.
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What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?
I pushed her
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Why should you leery of stairs?
Because they are always up to something.
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What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?
A condescending Khan descending.
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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.
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What do you call a?
What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending
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How do the Chinese select their baby names?
They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang
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What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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How does a Chinese family name their children?
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
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What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?
A condescending con, descending.
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How do Asian's name their children?
Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*
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What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?
What could go wrong " My son apparently
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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?
Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible
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How are children like slinkies?
It's fun to toss them down stairs.
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What is black and white and screams?
A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
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What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?
An apology.
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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?
A nun falling down the stairs
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What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?
Well, glad I got that over with."
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Why was the stair frustrated and angry?
It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!
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Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?
The Bannisters
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What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?
The cloths hanger only solves one problem.
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Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?
Because it was too steep.
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How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?
Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.
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How do the Chinese name their kids?
They throw silverware down the stairs.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?
A stairorist.
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What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?
Con-Descending
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What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?
A couple of steps closer to their final destination.
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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescendant con descending.
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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?
A nun falling down the stairs
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What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What do women and Slinkies have in common?
Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.
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What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?
A bannister always pays his deafs.
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How do Chinese people name their babies?
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?
a condescending con descending.
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What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.