Sun Jokes
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Why are girls so hot?
because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P
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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?
You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!
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How do you stop ISIS?
Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.
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How does the sun cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
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Why don't black people lay in the sun?
because it's 92.96 million miles away.
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Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?
It burns too easily
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Why did the sun go to school?
To get brighter!
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What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?
One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.
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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?
They turn out the lights.
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How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?
Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.
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Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?
Gingers just don't last in the sun.
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Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?
Sun of a beach
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What do you do with a green monster?
Put it in the sun until it ripens!
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What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?
tangerine
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What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?
I Apollogize".
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How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair?
He eclipse it.
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Why does the sun set at night?
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
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What is the difference between someone who worships God & someone who worships the sun?
The sun exists.
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How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?
Just one sun
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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?
Tire-less
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What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?
Not cool.
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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?
He's too bright.
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What flower loves to be in the sun?
Sunflower.
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Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?
Because it's always a Sun day
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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?
Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture
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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?
Would you please move You're in my sun.
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What color is the sun?
ampnbsp Yellow.
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Who satisfies earth the most?
Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.
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What do you call someone who reads in the sun?
Well Red.
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How are you related to the sun?
Because your teeth are the same colour as it.
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Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.
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Why can we never actually see the sun?
Because it's in da-skies!
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What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?
Patty O'Furniture.
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What happens when the sun goes down?
It gets dark.
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What do the South and the Sun have in common?
They Both Shall Rise Again!
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What does the window do when the sun shines on it?
It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.
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Why can't the sun talk?
First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.
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Why didn't the sun have to attend university?
It's already got thousands of degrees.
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What is the Sun's favorite type of music?
Sol.
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What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?
The sun!
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Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?
Because they kept throwin shade
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What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?
An OranguTAN!
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What is the Sun's favorite candy?
Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.
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How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?
She left him out in the sun too long.
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How did the sun die?
It went to Detroit.
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What's the opposite of the Sun?
The Guardian.
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What did Earth say to the Sun?
My life revolves around you!
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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?
Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!
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What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?
An orbyte
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Why did the moon marry the sun?
Because the sun is hott.
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Why didn't the sun go to college?
It already had 10 thousand degrees.
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
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How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?
Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers
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What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?
THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"
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How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?
Planet
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How did the astronaut land on the sun?
He went at night.
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What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?
You get a sun *Bern.*
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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?
I came, I thaw, I conquered .