Tea Jokes
-
What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?
He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.
-
Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?
Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!
-
What do you call tea made by a stoned marsupial?
High koala tea
-
What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?
Not-tea
-
How does Sherlock prefer his tea?
Steeped in mystery!
-
What's the worst kind of tea?
Emptea!
-
What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?
He died in his teepee
-
How did Moses make his tea in the morning?
Hebrewed it.
-
What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?
Tally Hoes
-
What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
-
Why was the tea so obstinate?
Because it was steeped in tradition.
-
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
-
What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea!
-
What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?
He went home and drowned in his tea pee.
-
How does Bilbo take his tea?
Bag-in
-
What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?
Reality
-
What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?
You can't dip a vampire in your tea.
-
What tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea!
-
What does batman add to his tea?
Just ice.
-
Why does Britain love tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
-
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality
-
What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?
A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...
-
Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?
Because they were being "brewed"
-
What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
-
Why must rabbits never miss dinner?
With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.
-
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality
-
What do ants drink?
Tea. It's an ant tea joke.
-
What does a pirate do when he has a cold?
Arrr make tea
-
Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?
Because proper tea is theft.
-
How do Vampires Make Tea?
Used Tampons
-
What do Englishmen like more than tea?
Tea tea
-
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea
-
What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?
Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.
-
Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ?
Army Ants coming for tea then
-
Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?
Because it was More ER Tea.
-
Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?
Because they drink it before it's cool.
-
How do vampires like their tea?
With a old tampon in it.
-
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality
-
What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?
Infideli-tea.
-
How Moses makes his tea?
Hebrews it.
-
What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?
What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!
-
What kind of tea isn't fake?
A property
-
Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?
He took a ship.
-
What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?
A "casual tea"
-
How did Moses make his tea?
Hebrewed it
-
What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?
Amputee
-
What should you wear when drinking tea?
A tea-shirt.
-
What kind of tea does a house drink?
Propertea
-
How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?
Tea, Rex?"
-
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Liberty
-
What do you call a weak cup of tea?
Subtlety.
-
How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!
-
What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?
Reality. I'll show myself out now...
-
Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ?
Anais cup of tea !
-
What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?
Thanks, it's my special tea.
-
Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?
Because Boston has all the cups!
-
How does Moses get his tea ready?
Hebrews
-
What kind of tea does water make?
Humiditea.
-
What kind of tea do koalas drink?
Euca-lipton
-
What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?
The teabag stays in the cup longer.
-
How did the hipster burn their tongue?
They drank their tea before it was cool.