Terrorist Jokes
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What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?
Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.
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What does a terrorist tell hes son?
Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.
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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?
They always bomb the punchline!
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What was the terrorist's pick up line?
hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."
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What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?
A: Terrorists have sympathizers.
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Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?
They didn't czech his papers.
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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?
It blew up
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Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?
Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on
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What do you call a terrorist from Paris?
A Paririst
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Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?
Snow boarding is fun as hell.
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What did the terrorist say when he woke up?
It was Allah dream.
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What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?
The harder you hit them the more english you get.
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What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?
Allahu Akburrrrrr
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Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?
The Allahu Ak Bar
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What do you call a chat site for terrorists?
Allahu Chatbar.
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What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?
C4 yourself!
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Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To send people to the other side.
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When do terrorists go to bed?
9:11 PM
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What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?
I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*
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What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?
They will never win
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What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?
Talibanter
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What do terrorists say to their sister?
H'Isis
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What is your secret weapon against terrorists?
We simply reply......Chuck Norris
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Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?
Because it didn't happen in 7/11
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What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory?
HysterISIS
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What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?
We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way
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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?
Because they hate waterboarding.
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Where do terrorists go for a drink?
The Allahu Ak-Bar.
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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?
Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)
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What do you call playful insults between terrorists?
Talibanter
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Why are terrorists eco-friendly?
They're biodegradable.
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What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?
Infidel Castro
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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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What do horny terrorists in airplanes do?
High jack.
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What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?
When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.
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What is a terrorist his favourite car?
A Citroen C4
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Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?
A llahu akbar
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Where do terrorists go to have a drink?
Allahuak Bar
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What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?
Scoli-isis
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What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?
Him: I give up Me: A terrorst
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What do you call a terrorist who's always late?
9/12
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Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist?
They didn't get hit by Terrorists.
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Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?
Everywhere..
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Why do terrorists hate wine?
Because there are too many zinfandel's.
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What did terrorists say in Paris?
Charlie has been neutralised"
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What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?
Sir.
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What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?
Too soon
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Why are terrorists so mean?
Because they don't like Nice people.
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How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
none, they blew it up already.
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How do you spot a terrorist?
They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter
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Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?
To have a Blast!
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What do terrorists and the American government have in common?
They both blow up people who don't agree with them.
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What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?
Hi Jack!
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What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?
The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.
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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?
French press. (Too soon?)
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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?
so they can reuse the phone after the explosion
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What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?
An Iraqnid.
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What do you call a terrorist with cancer?
A free radical.
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Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?
Apparently, they go everywhere.
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What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident
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How do terrorists like their apple pie?
Allah mode.
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Where do terrorists store their money?
In the West Bank
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Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?
He was a suislide bomber!
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What do you call a terrorist on vacation?
Aloha ackbar
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What did the terrorist send in the mail?
A CAIR package.
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What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?
HIGH-SIS
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What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?
These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."
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Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?
Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.
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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?
He was going through a midlife ISIS :(
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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?
A-lou-AK-bar.
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What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?
Mossack Fonseca.
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What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?
An ISISicle!
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What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?
I don't know man, I just fly the drones.
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What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?
I don't know. I just build the fence.
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What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?
Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)
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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?
The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."
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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?
Terrorists have sympathizers.
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Where do midget terrorists live?
Halfghanistan.