Travel Jokes
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Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?
He was Travelling Light
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Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
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What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?
Very large ones.
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Why do teen girls travel in groups of three?
Because they literally can't even.
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How did you travel such a distance so fast?
I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.
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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?
because Happy Hour ended.
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Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbered packs?
Because they can't even.
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What people travel the most?
Romans.
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Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?
Because it had their Curiosity.
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What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?
A Man of many Cultures
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How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle !
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What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A stamp.
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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?
he missed the rains down in africa
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How can you tell elephants love to travel ?
They are always packing their trunk !
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What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?
Abroad.
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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?
The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.
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Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?
Psychopaths. (I hate myself)
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Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?
She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
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Why do hot girls always travel in threes?
Because they can't even.
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What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?
Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!
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Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers?
Because they can't evennn...
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Why do white girls always travel in odd number packs?
They can't even
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Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
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Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
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Why does light travel faster than sound?
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Why do sorority girls travel in odd number packs?
Because they can't even
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How do stoners travel?
On the canna-bus.
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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?
He experiences culture shock.
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Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?
They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire
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Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
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Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?
So the other one could drive
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How does a crazy person travel through the woods?
They take the psychopath.
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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?
Because they're crossing the Finnish line.
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Why do nuns always travel in pairs?
Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.
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Why do girls travel in odd numbers?
Because they can't even.
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How do crabs travel cheaply?
Pubic transportation
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Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?
They can't even
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Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world?
Where else would she beheaded
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Why do photons travels slower through water?
They having a float-on. it very good
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How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?
Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.
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Why do liberals travel in threes?
A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
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What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?
Dr Whoover
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Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?
Because they pack light.
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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?
My chestnuts are roasting"
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What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?
Ramadamadan.
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What travels down an alley and is full of holes?
Batman's Parents.
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Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?
Driver: I love to travel.
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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?
Jesus in a submarine.
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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?
Because his life is at stake.
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What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?
Universal cereal bus
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What has four legs and is always ready to travel?
A zebra with a private jet.
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Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups?
Because they *can't even*!
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Where do black person go to travel cross-country?
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
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Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?
Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.
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Why do girls never travel in odd numbers?
Because they can't even.
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How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?
Terminal velocity.
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Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?
Because it's traveling light!
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Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
Because bad news travels fast!
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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?
The RE-tardis
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Why do sorority girls travel in odds?
Because they can't even!
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Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's?
Because omg they can't even.
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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?
Does it matter?
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How is it that photons travel so fast?
They are light.
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What do pirates have in common with photons?
They both travel at c
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Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?
Because they literally can't even.
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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?
I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.
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What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?
A retardis.
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Why do white girls travel in groups of 3?
Because they can't even
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How to fleas travel ?
Itch hiking !
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What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?
A Ha'wayman.
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Why did the fish cross the ocean?
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
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Why did the spotted pigs run away?
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
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Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbers?
Because they can't even...
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Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?
He usually flies twice as high.
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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?
A pair of ducks.
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What travels down an alley and has holes in it?
A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.
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What did the Mexico team travel back home with?
Luggage full of goals.
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Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?
Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.
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What do you call a traveling Pope?
A Roamin' Catholic.