Viagra Jokes
-
What does a Disneyland ride and Viagra have in common?
You have to wait one hour for a 3 minute ride.
-
Why don't you prescribe Viagra as an antidepressant?
it only makes things harder.
-
What's the generic name for Viagra?
Mycoxafloppin.
-
What's the clinical name for Viagra?
Mycoxafloppin.
-
What's the difference between the Canadian-American border and a performance enhancing drug?
Niagara Falls, Viagra rises.
-
What happens when you give Viagra to a politician?
He gets taller
-
What does Melania call it when Donald takes Viagra?
A rigged erection.
-
What do you call over the counter Viagra?
Mycoxafloppin
-
What happened to the guy who grabbed the Viagra instead of the Allegra?
he had a hard time with his allergies
-
Why is Viagra like Disneyworld?
You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride
-
What's the difference between my daughter and my wife?
I need viagra to maintain erection with my wife.
-
What would happen if James Bond took Viagra?
He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all.
-
Why did the school boy need Viagra?
He was having trouble getting up in the morning.
-
What happens when someone overdoses on Viagra?
They die hard.
-
Why did the lizard use viagra?
He had a reptile dysfunction! Credit goes to Gilbert Gottfried
-
What have Kim Jong-Un and Viagra got in common?
They're both good at rigging erections.
-
What happens when you give a lawyer Viagra?
He gets taller
-
What happened at the Mr. Softee when someone spiked the syrups with Viagra?
The whole place turned into a Hardee's.
-
Why do old men need Viagra?
Because they are screwing old women!
-
What's the real reason old men take Viagra?
So they don't roll out of bed!
-
Why did the communist Chinese government outlaw Viagra?
They didn't want the people to have free elections.
-
What do you call a snake on viagra?
Rod!
-
What happens to a politician when he takes a Viagra?
He gets taller.
-
What's the difference between Niagara and Viagra?
Niagara falls.
-
What do you call an Italian that has taken Viagra?
Al dente
-
What company spent over $6.2 billion in buying Viagra?
Microsoft
-
Why did the iguana get a prescription for viagra?
For his reptile dysfunction.
-
Why do the nurses give the old men in retirement homes Viagra?
To keep them from rolling out of bed
-
What do you get when you cross Rogaine with Viagra?
Don King
-
Why was the crocodile taking viagra?
He was suffering from eREPTILE disfunction.
-
Why did the computer need Viagra?
Because it had a 3.5 inch floppy disk.
-
How much Viagra do you have to give a computer to turn its software into hardware?
Just enough to completely fill up the floppy diks drive.
-
Why do nursing homes give men Viagra before they sleep?
So they won't roll out of bed.
-
What do you call a waterfall that flows upwards?
Viagra falls!
-
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
He gets taller.
-
What happens when batman takes viagra?
The dark knight rises
-
What does a good joke and a man who's dropped his last Viagra down the drain have in common?
A missed erection.
-
What did the old Kentucky colonel say when he got his Viagra?
The south shall rise again!
-
What do Viagra and Disney World have in common?
A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride
-
What is Viagra for lesbians called?
Batteries
-
Why did the lizard take viagra?
He suffered from a reptile disfunction.
-
What happens when you mix roofies and Viagra?
Ring toss.
-
What is James Bond's favourite drug?
Viagra, so he can Roger Moore.
-
What happened when the lawyer took a Viagra?
He got taller.
-
What commercials are the longest?
Viagra
-
Why did the student take Viagra while preparing for his exam?
His professor said he should study hard.
-
What do you get when you take Viagra with an iron supplement?
an erection that points north.
-
How is Disneyland like Viagra?
An hour wait for a 30 second ride.
-
What causes something to go up and then down?
Viagra falls
-
What do you call a polygon on viagra?
An Erectangle
-
Why do old men take Viagra?
It stops them from rolling out of bed.
-
Why did the caveman not take Viagra?
Because he was rock hard.
-
What do you get when you mix Viagra with Disney World?
Kicked out.
-
Why did ISIS stop looting viagra?
The goats all died.
-
What do the iPhone 5 and Viagra have in common?
They're both $700 for an extra inch!
-
What's the generic for Viagra?
Mycoxafloppin
-
What do viagra and China have in common?
Rigged erections