Wonder Jokes
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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?
Amazon.
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What's the most scandalous of the wonders of the ancient world?
The Colossus of Scrotes.
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Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?
Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.
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What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?
A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog
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What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?
Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?
You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.
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What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?
Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
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Why is it we are singing to each other?
It's no wonder our funding has gone away.
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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
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Why does wonder woman fly?
Because she can't drive for sh*t.
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Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?
There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.
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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?
A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.
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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
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What makes Stevie wonder?
What everything looks like.
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What do you tell a man with two black eyes?
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog
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Ever wondered why bees hum?
It's because they don't know the words.
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What are they doing?
Now I wonder the same thing.
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Why is it called finding nemo?
been wondering for years
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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?
They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.
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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?
Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?
Amazon Prime.
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What are your best Sports Team jokes?
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
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What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?
Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
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What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?
You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.
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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?
A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.
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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.
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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.
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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?
He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.
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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?
Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.
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What game are you watching?
I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.
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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?
He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.
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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?
Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen
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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?
He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
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What was the humor like back then?
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
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Why did the fish cross the ocean?
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?
Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.
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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
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What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?
Pi-curious.
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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?
Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.
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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog
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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Whats best joke aboot canada?
I'm canadian and i was just wondering
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When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?
It's because that side has more geese.