Worry Jokes
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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?
Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.
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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?
Because Jesus saves.
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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?
They both worry about the position of colons.
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How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?
Don't worry they'll tell you.
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How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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What did the plate say to the fork?
Don't worry, the dinner's on me.
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How can you tell if a Redditor is European?
Don't worry, he'll tell you
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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?
He knows a little ham goes a long way.
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How can you tell if someone lifts?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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How do you know if someone's from Texas?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?
Don't worry they'll tell you
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What did the blanket say to the bed?
Don't worry, I've got you covered.
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What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?
You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.
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How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?
Don't worry, they will tell you.
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How can you tell if a person's a vegan?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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Why did the chicken run across the road?
She was worried the egg would get there first.
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What is a diss track?
Don't worry about it u prune gash
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How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.
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Why am I just so naturally funny?
Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal
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How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?
Don't worry, someone will tell you.
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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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Why are all the fish high?
Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.
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How can you tell if someone loves bacon?
Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.
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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?
HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES
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How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?
Don't worry they'll tell you.
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How do you know when someone is a single mother?
Don't worry! They will tell you!
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How can you tell when a German is joking?
Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!
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Why was the headmaster worried?
Because there were too many rulers in school!
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Why aren't you charging me for the paint?
They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."
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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?
Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.
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Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
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How do you know if someone was in the military?
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?
Panickin' Skywalker.
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What did the chicken say ?
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.
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What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?
Michael Jackson
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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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How do you tell if someone's an introvert?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?
Don't worry, I'm just amounting.
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How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread?
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
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What fruit worries teenagers the most?
A promegranate.
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How do you know your friend has been at the gym?
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
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What did the couch say to the armchair?
Don't worry, I pull out.
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How can you tell that someone's a vegan?
Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.
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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
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How do you know you're talking to a pilot?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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How can you tell if someone does crossfit?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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Why do women make better pilots than men?
They only have one joystick to worry about.
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How do you know when someone smokes weed?
Dont worry, they'll tell you.
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Where did the tornado go?
Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy
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How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?
Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!
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How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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How do you tell them apart?
Don't worry. They'll tell you.
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Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?
we have the Iron Giant
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How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?
It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway
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How do you know if someone is a socialist?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?
Dad Jokes.
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How do you know if someone has run a marathon?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?
Don't worry, you'll fit right in.
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How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
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What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?
Don't worry, be hoppy :)
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How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?
Don't worry, they'll tell you
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How can you tell someone is vegan?
Don't worry, they'll tell you
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What happened to me?
Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did
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How can you tell if someone is from Texas?
Oh don't worry , they'll tell you
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How can you tell if someone went to the gym?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?
They always worry about the worst case!
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How do you know that one of them is a Marine?
Don't worry he'll let you know
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How do you spot a vegan at a party?
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
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How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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What do you call a thirsty cow?
A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.
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How do you know if someone was in the navy?
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?
Don't worry they'll tell you.
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How do you know when someone is gluten free?
Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."