How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V

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What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?

All of them.

How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out."