How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !

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What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

George Washington Jokes More George Washington Jokes

Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)