He only wears Rolex around his waist.
They always swallow.
He squeezed through the bars.
That's a waist of paper!"
A waist of time...
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
They're the ones with the little red hats.
He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.
Because he's a man of the nice watch
