If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

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What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism