What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

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What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

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What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

What's Donald's true political party?

Whig

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Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.