What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

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What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

What's a cow no legs?

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What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.