What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

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What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!

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Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.