What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

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Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

Why did the angles have such high self esteem?

Because they kept complementing each other.