What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

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What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.