What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

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What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged?

Mentally dis-cabled.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

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Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers