What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

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What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

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What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!