What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with?

Diapertension

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

Why are indecisive miners the worst?

because all day they deal with ores.