What do philosophical dolphins say?

What's the porpoise?

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Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...