What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

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What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

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Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction