What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.

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Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now