What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".