What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"