What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

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What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.