What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

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Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

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Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

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What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum