What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

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How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down