What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

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What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!