What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

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What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."